The Tentacle-Demon Always Forces Me to Lay Eggs

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Ming Huaili has a dream boyfriend: handsome, rich, gentle, and considerate.

After they'd been together for a few months, his boyfriend invited him to be "completely honest" with each other.

Ming Huaili happily accepted, bashfully took off his clothes, and looked up...

His boyfriend slowly raised a hand and peeled off an entire human skin, starting at the scalp.

In a pool of blood, an indescribable monster waved its sticky tentacles and spoke in a familiar voice, full of affection:

"Baby, after evaluating you, I think you're wonderful, so... would you have an egg for me?"

Ming Huaili passed out with blood pouring from all seven orifices. As he fell, he screamed inwardly:

You call this "being completely honest"?

And I'm a man! I can't lay eggs!

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When Ming Huaili woke up, his "boyfriend" was wrapping him in tentacles, leaving suspicious trails of slime.

In desperation, he blurted out a lie:

"I think I'm already pregnant!"

But his "boyfriend" believed him without question and accepted the news with delight:

"That's wonderful! For the baby's health, I'll do anything you ask!"

Ming Huaili closed his eyes, unable to bear the sight.

"My first request: Put your skin back on."

Ming Huaili told more and more lies to cover his tracks, but eventually he could no longer keep up the act.

Thick, sticky tentacles crawled darkly up his body. The monster's maw opened and closed, uttering a damp, delirious whisper:

"So... you've been lying to me all along."

Ming Huaili:

"...Give me a little time. I'll come up with a lie... I mean, an explanation!"

The tentacle top gave him time, and he fled overnight, carrying an airplane on his back.

But while the tentacle top was practically turning the entire planet upside down to find his sweetheart, Ming Huaili made a shocking discovery:

Something's wrong! It seems I really am pregnant with an egg!

[Obsessive, scheming tentacle top x scatterbrained human bottom]

P.S.

This isn't pure fluff. It's a dramatic, angsty roller coaster. Healthy relationships are important, but unhealthy ones are just so entertaining! Happy ending!

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Synopsis:

What's it like to transmigrate into a world of horrors as an undercover agent?

Ling Jun: Thanks for asking. Dancing on the edge of a knife is exciting, but humans, if you don't come get me soon, I'm going to become the King of Horrors'... partner!

After transmigrating into a world of horrors, Ling Jun becomes a human undercover agent pretending to be one of the horrors. His goal is to become a trusted aide to the King of Horrors.

When he first arrives, he's lying in a pile of countless sticky, freezing, black-and-red, writhing tentacles, about to become some tentacle monster's food.

Ling Jun immediately declares:

"I'm one of the King of Horrors' people. If you touch me, he won't let you get away with it!"

The tentacle monster stares at him for a long moment, then lets him go.

By sheer coincidence, Ling Jun and this tentacle monster become best friends. He often boasts to the monster about his "deep bond" with the King of Horrors.

One day, he receives a message from the King of Horrors.

King of Horrors: Come see me, and I won't tell the other horrors you're an undercover agent.

Ling Jun:

"Huh?"

He arrives at the King of Horrors' holy palace and looks up.

The tentacle monster is seated on the throne. Familiar tentacles coil around his waist.

"Aren't you one of my people? Why don't we make it official right now?"

Ling Jun breaks down.

"Wait! That's not what I meant by making it official!"

Later, the entire world of horrors celebrates the King of Horrors' grand wedding.

Ling Jun hides in his room, frantically messaging the human side:

"Three years! Three years, and then another three years! Three more years after that! I've become the boss's wife, and you're still not coming to get me!"

So on their wedding night, the King of Horrors' beloved disappears.

Just as the King of Horrors launches a massive assault on the human cities and war is about to break out,

Ling Jun steps forward with a miniature tentacle monster in his arms and a sour look on his face.

Can someone tell him why going undercover resulted in him having a child?

Being an undercover agent is so hard!

A cheeky, formidable beauty bottom x classic nonhuman tentacle top

Theme: Sincere love can bridge the divide between species