
Who Says I Like Him?
谁说本尊喜欢他
by Long Night, Long Night (长夜长夜)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 240k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
My novel He's Definitely Into Me! [Book Transmigration] is updating daily. #Flirty top x aloof, world-weary bottom# An expert self-deluder who's hopelessly romantic, a hilarious campus rom-com~
The blurb is at the very bottom. Please add it to your favorites! [heart]
[Blurb for this novel]
Former title: The Cat Cafe Livestream Management Handbook; tsundere x naturally charming. Thanks for your support!
Everyone knows that Lord Satan, the supreme commander of an army of powerful psychics, has fallen for an ordinary human with no psychic abilities.
Everyone knows it except the two people involved.
As tsundere as Satan is: "Hmph! Who says I like him?"
As oblivious as Anting is: "Huh? Who says the Supreme Commander likes me?"
It all started with a flyer.
As a lowly human with no psychic abilities, Anting is constantly bullied on Dali Star and makes a living delivering takeout. His only dream is to open a cat cafe.
Then one day, he finds a flyer and accidentally enters a world called the "Dream Livestream." The Dream Livestream promises to help him realize his dream, as long as he works hard as a streamer.
Anting: But I'm socially anxious QAQ
Dream Livestream: A free, unfurnished house, beautiful furniture and decor, plus a chance to draw cards and win all kinds of cute, obedient kittens...
Anting grits his teeth. "I'm in!"
The biggest surprise is that the livestream gives Anting a handsome Maine Coon. The cat has black, white, and gray fur, deep green eyes, and looks just like the kitten Anting adopted when he was young.
Though he knows it can't possibly be the same cat, Anting still can't get enough of him.
Later, he discovers the kitten can do arithmetic, read, and perform magic tricks.
Anting: ?
Later still, he discovers that the kitten looks at him with possessive eyes, gets angry when Anting pets other cats, and wraps its tail tightly around his hand.
Anting: ...?
Mr. Satan, Supreme Commander of Dali Star's army, the most powerful psychic, and the keeper of a little-known secret identity: a Maine Coon.
He's short-tempered and moody, and even the planet's leader has a headache dealing with him.
So when he sees Anting, who left without a word years ago, show up again and brazenly fail to recognize him, Satan is absolutely furious.
Satan: You wretched human! After abandoning me, you still dare show your face before me! Hey, why did I even end up in this livestream?
The Dream Livestream's manager wipes away sweat in fear. "Because you think about this human day and night. Your dream is to see him again..."
Satan: Shut up!!!
A man and a cat work together to build the hottest cat cafe livestream in the entire galaxy. But once the cafe is built, their seemingly peaceful, happy life hides a new danger...
Satan/Lucifer x Anting
The galaxy's strongest psychic, a tsundere, jealous romantic who says the opposite of what he means x a psychic-less, meek, socially anxious, innocent little miser
[Reader's Guide]
1. Both are each other's first, happy ending, sweet romance.
2. The Maine Coon is the top.
3. Content warning: The bottom is relatively weak, and Anting faces a lot of bullying early on. But Lord Satan will get revenge on his behalf, one by one~
4. Enjoy reading!
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He's Definitely Into Me! [Campus] is updating regularly~ Thanks for adding it to your favorites! [heart]
#Flirty top x aloof, world-weary bottom# #Self-delusion#
Gu Wang is straight.
After his Book Transmigration, he meets another person who has transmigrated into a book: Shen Jiuxing. The boy has a cold expression and looks ready to punch someone at any moment, but his hair is soft and his eyes are beautiful.
Romance System: You two are the canon couple.
Gu Wang replies: Wrong gender. No chance.
---Later---
*Shen Jiuxing unknowingly falls asleep in Gu Wang's arms, resting his head on Gu Wang's arm.
Gu Wang: He really depends on me.
*Shen Jiuxing realizes he keeps falling asleep in Gu Wang's arms and asks to end the mission and sleep in separate rooms.
Gu Wang: He's worried about me and doesn't want me to get tired.
*Shen Jiuxing rejects the scumbag from the original story who won't stop pestering him: "Sorry, I don't like ugly people."
Gu Wang: He likes me because I'm handsome!
There's no helping it. Shen Jiuxing loves him too much!
Shen Jiuxing hates this world and doesn't want to deal with anyone. He'd rather die than live.
But lately, some idiot has been clinging to him.
According to the original plot, when a girl confesses to Gu Wang, Shen Jiuxing watches from the side, completely unmoved.
But Gu Wang says, "You're jealous."
Shen Jiuxing: "?"
Gu Wang: "Don't force yourself to hide it. It hurts me to see you like this."
Shen Jiuxing: "...You can take your pain and shove it."
Gu Wang sighs. "Still unhappy? Fine, then let's kiss, just once. Be good."
"..."
He'd never met anyone so confident and persistent.
Shen Jiuxing has a high pain threshold.
Under his oversized school uniform are scars from cuts he made himself, because the pain keeps him clearheaded and helps him stay calm.
He knows he's a terrible person.
After dealing with the gang of school bullies from the original story, Shen Jiuxing walks out of the alley holding a glass bottle. There's a tiny cut at the corner of his mouth, nothing worth mentioning. He tastes the familiar metallic tang of blood and licks it casually.
But Gu Wang comes hurrying toward him, furious.
For the first time, Gu Wang looks frantic. His eyes are red as he pins Shen Jiuxing against the wall, one hand protecting the back of his head. "You're hurt!"
Shen Jiuxing: "?"
This counts as an injury?
The tiny cut is treated with the solemnity of a national treasure. Gu Wang brings Shen Jiuxing tea and food every day, even feeding him soup and rice, and practically wants to accompany him to the bathroom.
The nth time Gu Wang applies medicine, Shen Jiuxing finally can't take it anymore. "Isn't this a bit much?"
Gu Wang grips the tube of medicine and applies it with painstaking care, as if restoring a relic from the Forbidden City.
"No."
"You're more important than anything."
"Shen Jiuxing, tell me if it hurts."
---Later---
In the humid, sticky air, their breathing is hurried and ragged, their body heat burning like fire. Shen Jiuxing grits his teeth until his temple throbs, then finally puts his foot on the other man's shoulder.
"Get the hell out of me..."
"I'm not leaving."
Shen Jiuxing's back hits the hard mattress. His head spins, and his lower lip is almost bitten bloody.
He has no choice but to lower his head and say with difficulty, "...It hurts!"
Gu Wang smiles. His warm kiss lands on Shen Jiuxing's lips, covering the scars of the past.
"If it hurts, bite me, sweetheart."
Gu Wang x Shen Jiuxing
A shameless, powerful top with an unusual way of thinking and a gift for deluding himself x a prickly little hedgehog who's sharp-tongued but soft-hearted, world-weary yet still trying to live
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Recommending my friend's completed novel, One Subject Is All You Need, 8610170: a protective, tsundere, scheming top x a cocky, dramatic, awkward bottom. A super fun campus story about two science-loving academic geniuses!
Theme: No matter how many setbacks they face, kind people will eventually reunite with the ones they love and achieve their dreams together.
Tags
- ThemeWestern Fantasy
- POVBottom-Lead (Shou)
- Age18+
- AccessFree
- Cute Pets
- Destined Pairing
- Interstellar
- Livestream
- Superpowers
- Tsundere
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It's finished, thank you little cutie for clicking into this article! Xiao Ting and Mr. Sa wish you happiness every day and a smooth life! Pen refill~ (Hold up carefully) (Eye full of expectation) If you like the little angel, you can read the pre-collection of the column~ 1. "Brother, do you also wear books?" Campus🤩, hilarious and relaxing HE campus article: Gong, the carefree and clever hidden boss x Shou, the hard-spoken and soft-hearted little hedgehog who is world-weary but works hard to survive What is it like to travel through a book with a stranger and encounter a system obsessed with the original? Just met—— Shen Jiuxing: Who are you? Gu Wang: Who are you? System: [Please maintain physical contact for 24 hours. Just finished the quarrel—— Shen Jiuxing: Get out! Gu Wang: Get out! System: [Kiss. About to confess—— Gu Wang: Actually, I... System: [Please stay apart for 24 hours. Really together—— System: [Warning! Please keep a safe distance!!! Gu Wang & Shen Jiuxing:... 2. "Beauty in Disguise" [Spreading Flowers], this article is linked to the short story Cookies: The story of Deputy CP Renn 3. Please give me some feedback, thank you all! ❤️❤️
Finished spreading flowers!! The extremely cute Antin and the tsundere Maine Coon cat!!! I always thought it was some kind of cultivation novel when I saw the name. I thought it was weird so I didn't read it. But now I realized that this book is really good!!! Will do it again!!!! And the pair of deputy CPs are so cute!
I feel like I don't want Mengmeng's new boyfriend... This Yin Hui is really haunting [Bite. Jpg]
Finished reading! I read the two completed books in one go today, and then read the introductions of the three pre-released books. I really like the settings of each book. What a very thoughtful teacher? The article written by the teacher looks so easy! Although this is my first time writing this (right?), I think it's already great! It'll be great if you can keep writing it to the end! I saw in the morning that he definitely liked me and I thought he was a very experienced author! I look forward to more good works from the teacher! Let's talk about this one: The arrogant kitten is really cute. The Maine Coon breed is perfect for Mr. Sa. It is noble and powerful! It was so satisfying to see Xiaolu's inner activities, and I could really be a tsundere for the rest of my life. Xiao Ting is also really kind, a little angel!! I think the characters of the supporting characters are also quite rich! And everyone's mutual help and solidarity when they finally escaped from the live broadcast room was particularly touching! This is the meaning of group portraits. ! Everyone should live well in real life! Don't be anxious about birth, we have the ability to choose our own life!
Alas, in any case, for Liu Tianyang, Yin Hui saved him at that time.
Ahhhhh, author, you are so good! Not enough
Wow! I suddenly felt that Yin Hui's superpower was so powerful.
I actually finished watching it on my Nokia at school. Oh my gosh hahaha 😍, it looks so good!
Finished spreading flowers????? Looking forward to more lovely stories ~ It's really healing!
Oh my God! Very, very cute, very warm cookies! The arrogant cat and the gentle little sun are both very, very good babies! I will die for all the cats!