Click to see Bourbon, Scotch, Rye, and Gin calmly claim to be Suguru Geto and trick a young woman! (Not really)
Part 1
As a universally acknowledged lunatic, Kazeno Aoi is known throughout the organization for her strangely beautiful, brainless charm.
"She's such a pretty girl. How can she be so empty-headed?"
The Whisky trio didn't think much of that remark when they first joined the organization, until...
Before their third mission, they accidentally saw Kazeno Aoi, who usually wore pretty dresses and impeccable makeup and seemed like any other girl except for her height. Her figure was more muscular and powerful than his own.
Thinking he was still asleep, Bourbon Whisky smiled and closed the safe house door.
By the fifty-eighth time he'd been stopped on a rainy night and asked, "Excuse me, do you know how to get to Tokyo Metropolitan Jujutsu High School? Geto is waiting for me at school," Rye Whisky had learned to calmly claim he was Suguru Geto, her lover who was waiting for her, and lead her back to the safe house with practiced ease.
By the hundred-and-first time he found someone standing in the shadows under an umbrella, pretending to be a mushroom, Scotch Whisky had nothing left to say. He sighed, stood nearby smoking while he waited for the mushroom to evolve into a person, and occasionally texted with her.
[I'm a mushroom. Mushrooms can't move or speak, so I can't go on a mission.]
[But nobody said mushrooms can't type.]
Part 2
Merlot, the queen of red wines, is also known as the people's sweetheart.
So...
"I remember I had a lover named Suguru Geto, but I seem to have forgotten how tall he was, how much he weighed, and what he looked like. Do you know where he is?"
"Suguru Geto was my name before I joined the organization," said Bourbon Whisky.
"He's always been right by your side," said Scotch Whisky.
"Have you forgotten me again?" said Rye Whisky.
"Idiot. ... I'm right here," said Gin.
Part 3
My name is Kazeno Teru. I have a younger sister named Kazeno Aoi, but I seem to have lost her...
Wait, no. Let me start over.
My name is Kazeno Aoi. I have an older brother named Kazeno Teru and a lover named Suguru Geto.
Huh? Isn't Suguru Geto my brother's lover?
1. All the romances are fake.
2. The protagonist's mental state is as the title suggests.
Theme: You are you.
