Help! The Cyber Immortal Is Being Snuggled by a Tentacle Monster

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- Double agent immortal lord bottom x nonhuman monster top

Qu Linqiu was the last immortal lord versed in the Dao at the Huacang Sect. One day, he opened his eyes and found himself in a cyberpunk world seven hundred years in the future!

Thanks for asking. I'm at the police station, wearing a pair of iron bracelets, with ten security patrol drones surrounding me. I don't dare move. I really don't dare move.

My charge: going berserk in the street and disturbing the peace.

Qu Linqiu: o_O? I wake up and the world has changed, my magic is gone. Is it so strange that I've gone a little crazy?

He may have lost his magic, but unemployment was out of the question. On top of that, a cultivation System had practically thrown itself at him, coming up with all sorts of ways to give him cheat abilities.

Before long, his legend was known all over the city.

Citizen A whispered, "Hey, have you heard? The culprit behind all those murders in our city might be an extraterrestrial life-form! That's terrifying!"

Citizen B: "I know. The other night, some poor thing was caught by Immortal Lord Qu and hung from a lamppost. It's probably dried out by now..."

Citizen C, who had joined the conversation, was getting carried away: "You don't know the half of it. That extraterrestrial creature fights dirty and can call in reinforcements. Even the Investigation Bureau can't do anything about it. But our Immortal Lord Qu can take down ten with one slash! He's incredible!"

Citizen A: "? I missed one livestream, and now there's a fight going on? Where can I catch up!?"

And what was Qu Linqiu, whose cultivation was advancing by leaps and bounds and who looked set to ascend by day and rule the cyberpunk world in no time, up to?

He was standing outside an exquisitely decorated two-story townhouse, banging on the door. "Come out! I know you're home. You've got the nerve to hide behind a secret identity and pretend to be pitiful, so why don't you have the nerve to open the door?"

The fake olden-day evil god, real henpecked husband, cyberpunk tycoon, and angel investor hid in the shadows, quietly drawing the curtains shut with his thick tentacles.

Honey, stop banging! QAQ I'm really not home!

A shameless, unflappable double-agent immortal lord bottom x a shapeshifting nonhuman monster top who hides behind a secret identity, looks respectable, but is actually a jealous mess

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[Bonus scene]

Everyone said Boss Xing was way too clingy with Qu Linqiu. At parties, they kept urging Boss Xing to learn to be a mature, independent, high-quality boyfriend. Boss Xing scoffed at them.

At night, when he got home, Xing Kai finally took off the crisp suit he'd worn all day to keep up his human form and returned to his true shape. His enormous body wrapped tightly around Qu Linqiu. Thick, supple black tentacles wound and curled around him.

"They don't understand how good I am. Linlin, tell me, am I the most obedient monster you've ever met?"

Qu Linqiu's eyes narrowed helplessly, the little mole on his nose bridge looking even more alluring in the darkness.

"If you're obedient, get off me already..."

Boss Xing, supposedly "the most obedient," stopped in protest. His soft tentacles silently curled around Qu Linqiu.

"No. You promised there'd be a reward for being good. I want another round. Hurry up and say you're willing~"

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Reader's note: This is not a traditional leveling-up power fantasy (hands raised in surrender). The plot focuses more on mystery cases. If there are any content warnings readers need, I'll collect them from the comments and add them here later.

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Everyone at Nancheng No. 1 High School knew that Class A had a beta with a bad temper and an intimidating presence. Anyone who provoked him, even a burly Alpha, would get rubbed into the ground.

He was unquestionably the school's top bully.

But no one expected an accident to trigger his second differentiation, leaving him with intermittent pheromone reactivity. In the truest sense, he could have an episode anytime, anywhere.

His medical record stated in plain words: Sensitive reaction to pheromones. Desensitization treatment recommended.

Yu Nian: Hilarious. Your dad here has always been tough. What's a little pheromone reactivity?

Then, as soon as he stepped out of the examination room with his left foot, he walked straight into his rival, who'd just had his wounds treated and still had pheromones clinging to him. Yu Nian's legs went weak, and he nearly fell to his knees...

Seeing this, his rival Fu Yong leaned against the wall and offered a fake show of concern. "If you wanted my help, you didn't need to bow so low. The tiles in this hospital are pretty expensive."

"..."

Yu Nian's eyes reddened. He wanted to kill the bastard right there in the street.

Ferocious, sharp-toothed, max-combat-power cool-guy school bully bottom x a scheming, wolf-in-sheep's-clothing top, the academic type with a wicked streak

Theme: Believe in science. Love is the only faith.