Immortal Venerable, I'm Your Cat

[Aloof, fluffy-animal-loving immortal master top x tsundere, adorable, beautiful little cat bottom]

Tuantuan is the cat most beloved by the Celestial Venerable Yuqing.

Everyone says the Celestial Venerable Yuqing is aloof, proud, and unfathomably powerful. Only Tuantuan knows that, when no one is around, the Venerable buries his face in Tuantuan's little belly to get his cat fix.

With such a powerful servant to scoop his poop, Tuantuan lived carefree in Yuqing Palace for three hundred years. But during a war between immortals and demons, the Venerable's immortal soul was damaged, and he accidentally fell into the mortal realm.

Tuantuan: !!!

Where did my huge servant go?

To keep his job safe, Tuantuan decided to go to the mortal realm and find the Venerable.

He snuck down to the mortal realm, but before he could find the Venerable, people mistook him for a nobody celebrity and dragged him onto a talent show.

Luckily, there was always a way for a cat to survive. He ran into the Venerable at a banquet.

Tuantuan rushed up to him, asking nervously, "Do you remember me?"

The Venerable frowned. "Tuantuan?"

Tuantuan meowed and threw his arms around the Venerable's neck.

His servant finally remembered him!

Then the Venerable took him home and handed him an agreement to sign.

Tuantuan saw the words "kept companion" on the cover and quickly signed his name.

The Venerable was his servant. Of course he should take care of him!

*

He Zhang, chairman of Zhangheng Group, is a true financial tycoon.

He devoted himself to work, was cold and solitary, and had passed the age of thirty without even a bedmate. His friends jokingly called him an "aloof flower on a high peak," but He Zhang never took it to heart.

Until one day, He Zhang met a young man at a banquet.

Like all the other young stars hoping to become famous, the young man had been staring at him ever since the banquet began.

Another one looking to be kept.

He Zhang wasn't interested and was about to leave, but the young man threw himself at him, staring up with a pair of impossibly beautiful eyes.

Round, bright, and so innocent you could see right through him. He seemed like a little animal, and yet strangely familiar.

For some inexplicable reason, He Zhang took him home.

The young man was lively, affectionate, and friendly with everyone. His arrival brought a little life to the dreary house.

One day, the young man pulled him onto the bed and guided his hand behind him.

He Zhang didn't refuse. He wanted to see what the young man would try next, but unexpectedly, his hand brushed against something soft.

Fluffy and warm, it was a bushy white cat tail that moved.

He Zhang asked with difficulty, "Is that... electric?"

"What do you mean, electric? It's my tail."

The young man nestled in his arms and licked the base of his ear. "Immortal Venerable, I'm your cat."

[Bonus scene]

Tuantuan accompanied He Zhang to a charity gala. Events like this were full of pretty young stars by their wealthy patrons' sides.

Watching a handsome boy across the room peel shrimp for his patron, Tuantuan pondered, then tugged He Zhang's arm. "I want some fish."

Everyone watching drew a sharp breath.

Everyone knew He Zhang's temper. This young star was surely in for it.

But He Zhang didn't reprimand him. He picked up a piece of fish, carefully removed the bones, and fed it to Tuantuan.

Tuantuan wrinkled his nose and muttered, "It's not as good as the way you make it."

He Zhang sat him on his lap and gently coaxed him. "Be good. I'll fry you some little fish when we get home."

Everyone watching: !!!

Under the shocked gazes of the crowd, Tuantuan blinked in confusion.

I'm his cat. Isn't it only natural that he spoils me?

Theme: Cats are adorable