Ruan Chi always thought he was just an ordinary romance-game NPC.
One day at work, he discovered that his workplace had suddenly changed. His new workplace was a horror livestream.
His mission was to fill up the affection meter that came with the romance game and reach a romance ending to clear the game.
Each livestream assigned him a useless skill.
Not much use, but might as well try it.
[Lying: Everyone will believe any lie you tell.]
In the despair-inducing office, other players diligently worked on their missions, while Ruan Chi tried to start an office romance.
To raise affection, Ruan Chi casually made things up to different players and bosses:
“Yeah, I like it when people kiss me.”
“Mm-hm, I'll have your babies.”
“Tomorrow I'll wear a skirt and play office romance with you.”
Ruan Chi maxed out their affection, only to discover that all the lies he'd told had come true.
“I like being kissed.” “I'll have your babies.”
The suited boss picked him up in his skirt and set him on the desk. “Didn't you say you wanted to play office romance?”
[Replace: You can randomly replace one of the rules.]
In the eerie, sanity-draining rules-based horror livestream, the rules other players saw were like these:
"Night rounds are in progress. Please do not wander around."
"There are no children in the hospital. If you hear a child crying, stay in your room."
"Blood dripping from the ceiling is normal. Please catch the blood from the patient above you."
Ruan Chi tried to replace the rules he thought were strange:
[Replace] Replace Rule 1 with “Kiss me.”?
[Replace] Replace Rule 2 with “Kiss me.”?
Ruan Chi: ...
He pressed it again.
[Replace] Replace Rule 3 with “Come kiss me tonight.”?
Wait, who was he supposed to kiss?
Might as well kiss them all.
But why were the people he'd kissed looking at him more and more strangely?
[Disguise: When you encounter danger, you'll become the monster's favorite type to reduce the danger to yourself.]
The Island of the Old Gods was home to all kinds of nonhuman monsters.
Ruan Chi thought he'd finally gotten a useful skill.
He figured he'd turn into something harmless, like the pearl of a mermaid or the shell of a tentacle creature.
But instead,
In front of the mermaid king, he turned into a female mermaid with an equally beautiful tail, in heat and with her reproductive passage wide open;
In front of the Spider Duke, he was stripped completely naked, wrapped in spider silk like a silkworm cocoon, and dragged onto the bed;
In front of the Lord of the Abyss, he... he put on a sexy maid outfit?
The Lord of the Abyss, who liked sexy maid outfits, spoke in his mind: “Sit on the dining chair and spread your legs.”
Ruan Chi hesitantly looked at the tentacle already aimed at him.
Spread them? What are you planning to do?
When he turned his face, he saw the familiar long spider legs outside the window.
Ruan Chi had always thought romance-game players were pretty enthusiastic.
He was just an ordinary NPC, yet those players came by every day to give him presents.
Later, he realized the players in the horror livestream were pretty enthusiastic, too.
Way too enthusiastic... No, why was this player taking off his stockings?
#A crowd-pleasing, adored-by-all story, featuring a beautiful wife who doesn't know how beautiful he is
#Multiple fragments of the love interest: Anyone who has an ambiguous interaction with the protagonist is a love interest. Plenty of intense one-sided crushes and rivalry everywhere
Other skills: [Kissing to recover health] [Card Master]
Tentative premise, the blurb may be revised
Blurb screenshot saved on 2024-03-13
Theme: Work hard.