A Famous Idol's Guide to Online Dating [Esports]

Also known as: The Famous Idol's Guide to Catfishing Online

When Su Zao had just started out as a young idol, he hired someone to play games with him.

The guy was cocky, and supposedly ranked in the top 200 on the national server. Su Zao showered him with expensive gifts and left the note "Add your daddy" before he agreed to join the team.

Su Zao had planned to turn on his mic and give the guy a taste of how ruthless the world could be,

but a deep, pleasant voice came through his headphones. "What?"

Su Zao, an extreme voice, face, and hand enthusiast: ...

He hurriedly switched to his sweet-girl voice. "Big brother, carry me."

For the sake of his kinks, Su Zao managed to rein in his foul-mouthed, spoiled rich-kid nature for once.

Every day, he sent Big Brother all kinds of photos of his legs and hands, as well as pictures of himself in little skirts.

He successfully hired the guy whose voice struck right at his heart, then turned him into his online boyfriend.

Until one day, he accidentally sent a voice message in his foul-mouthed, overbearing guy voice to the wrong chat.

The young master couldn't bear the humiliation. He deleted the guy and ran, never logging into that alternate account again.

Two years later, Su Zao had become a top-tier star. He was outstanding at his job, an excellent singer and dancer, and flawless in both looks and physique.

There was just one thing: he should keep his mouth shut.

At the height of his career, a rumor suddenly surfaced:

The young master was planning to switch careers and become a pro gamer, joining the fallen powerhouse team STS.

Everyone knew the team was in dire straits. Its players had left or disbanded, and only its former champion jungler was still desperately holding things together.

An idol going pro, plus a fallen powerhouse team: the buffs were stacked, and almost everyone was mocking them.

"STS is so desperate they're even taking idols now? Does the young master know how to use a keyboard? I bet even a stray dog walking across one could play better than him."

"STS is clearly planning to cash in and run. They'll use the young master's fame to make one last grab for sponsorship money, then bail."

"K is crazy too. Other teams have tried to poach him, but he won't leave. Is he planning to go down with STS?"

"It's over, it's over. No wonder his fans are going crazy everywhere."

Amid the jeers of a crowd waiting to see them fail,

Su Zao took the stage in the first round of the playoffs and immediately claimed MVP with a 10-1-6 record.

Morning and Knife worked together flawlessly, their coordination so seamless it seemed like they'd practiced together for years, leaving everyone dumbfounded.

At the same time, the news broke: Su Zao was none other than the mysterious mid laner Morn, who had held a top-ten spot on the national server for ages.

Esports reporters hurried backstage with their livestream to interview the trending star,

only to stumble upon the former champion jungler pinning the newly arrived idol mid laner against the wall. It was the same voice that had struck straight to the heart:

"Big brother, carry me?"

"Who was it that kept sending me pictures in little skirts and photos of their legs?"

"You know that famous idol was catfishing people online, right? Do your fans know?"

P.S.

A silly esports romance. Nothing is serious, so don't compare it to real life. Romance is the main focus.

The bottom is a foul-mouthed young master who can do voice impressions and is a naturally gifted player.

The blurb may be revised slightly.

Blurb written March-May 2024

Theme: Raise awareness about online scams