So, friends, here's the most shocking thing that's happened in my hundred years of life as a demon.
The day I took human form happened to coincide with the reorganization of the country's government. The saying "No demons may come into being after the founding of the nation" made me keep my transformation a closely guarded secret. I was terrified the National Bureau of Nonhuman Affairs would give me a pair of free handcuffs along with a few hundred years of complimentary meals.
So I worked hard and finally made it into the Bureau. I diligently slaved away for over a hundred years, and on the day I was strong enough to apply for godhood at last, my application was rejected.
Furious, I grabbed the director by the collar and was about to punch him when I learned that our country hadn't suffered a major disaster in years. Even though I was strong enough, I needed an impressive track record before the higher-ups could grant me a divine status.
With no other choice, I accepted a mission to avert the destruction of the neighboring land of the Nipponese, whose people were living the good life. After blinking, I transmigrated into a strange lock of bangs on the forehead of a young man about to start at a sorcery school.
Zhong "Strange Bangs" Hua: ...I'm tired. Let's just destroy everything.
Natsuyu Suguru, a third-year middle school student, had just been told about the world of sorcery and decided to attend Tokyo Metropolitan Curse Technical College. That very night, he discovered that the handsome lock of hair over his forehead seemed to have come alive.
To be precise, after he once again got into trouble with a cursed spirit he couldn't defeat, his bangs suddenly stretched out and gave the cursed spirit that had been chasing him a huge slap.
Zhong Hua: What is that thing? It's so ugly! Get lost!
Natsuyu Suguru: Huh? My bangs came alive?
Natsuyu Suguru thought he could peacefully coexist with his "Miss Bangs," but on the day he started at the technical college, a new classmate pointed at his hair and laughed, calling it "weird bangs." Miss Bangs got angry.
Then she gave the new classmate, who was laughing so hard he could barely stand, a huge slap.
Gojo Satoru: ?
Iori Utahime: ?
Natsuyu Suguru: !
Well done, "Miss Bangs"!
Theme: No matter what you look like, keep a positive outlook