Everyone knows that Gojo Nao, the younger sister of the legendary troublemaker Gojo Satoru, is a problem child who gives people headaches just like her brother.
That includes, but isn't limited to, treating everyone with equal disdain and using her face, nearly identical to her brother's, to beat up anyone she doesn't like.
Miss Gojo, who just has social anxiety and doesn't want to talk much: ?
Miss Gojo has lost all her dreams. Interacting with people is hard, and being a shut-in who mooches off others until she dies sounds much more comfortable.
But when it rains, it pours. After a bizarre turn of events summons her to a citadel, far away from her brother, Miss Gojo discovers, this citadel is broke! They can't even afford candy!
Miss Gojo falls into Infinite Void.
A-anyway, maybe she should open a shop and make some money first?
One thing leads to another. She starts out simply opening a shop to earn money, then ends up taking it easy and running the shop as an absentee owner. Somehow, without even knowing how, Miss Gojo also creates a legendary idol side hustle for the citadel in Yokohama. Miss Gojo: ?
Is it just her, or is her shut-in life never coming back?
Why! She's only a shut-in who can't even bring herself to run a shop for more than three days at a time!
She just wants to lie flat and slack off. She means it!
[When Miss Gojo returns to her happy home with the complete Jujutsu Kaisen manga]
Two chuunibyou high schoolers learn their fate and confidently declare, “Our destiny is ours to decide!” Pointing at the brain in the manga, who's secretly pulling strings, they make a bold declaration after cramming on culture: “If the mountain won't come to me, then I'll go to the mountain!”
Suguru Geto's done with this! He's defecting!
Satoru Gojo's done with this! He's going after someone!
[When the high schoolers land on the Demon Slayer set]
At one of the houses belonging to the Paradise Faith, a black-haired woman appears, filled with righteousness and determined to spread it to all, leading everyone toward a moderately prosperous life
Geto Suguruko: We have to be self-reliant! We have to stand on our own! Come recite the Selected Works of Mao Zedong with me!
At the same time, another divine child with white hair and blue eyes descends upon the world
With a single glance, the noble child, pure as snow, points out the evil creature: “You! You're the culprit keeping the Saint from completing God's trials!”
Cult leader: ?
The scumbag boss, discovering that his underlings have abandoned him for their food: ?
[When the high schoolers land on the □□ set]
In distant Yokohama, a high school duo with off-the-charts acting skills takes the world by storm
Miss Gojo sells her own merchandise and leads the citadel in buying loads of merch. She doesn't forget to grab the collar of the former □□ executive who came by for a visit, either: “I've taken in your family member, so hurry up and cough up some gold to help my brother's business!”
The former executive raises his arm and shouts: “I'll go fleece my happy home for some goodies!”
The former scumbag boss, waving a glow stick, wearing a fan headband, and dancing to cheer on his favorite: ? Why does his scalp suddenly feel cold? Is he losing his hair again??
And Nao, bringing the two unruly kids, the real high schoolers, back home before they'd had their fill
Charge! Take down that brain!
P.S. I'm not sure whether there'll be a pairing. If there is, it'll most likely be with Ichigo, but I'm hopeless at writing romance. It may also turn into a one-sided crush later on, so please read at your own risk, mwah~
Theme: When you're lost, you need to keep moving forward
I have received advance notice and I plan to write two more books in the future! But which one will be written first? Let's talk about it after finishing this one (Sigh from Lazy Cancer)
[Comprehensive] About the fact that I was reincarnated as a high school DK Liu Hai
It's like this, friends, I encountered the most shocking thing in my hundred years of demon life.
The day I transformed into a human form happened to coincide with the reorganization of the country's political power. The saying "You are not allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China" made me keep a tight lid on my transformation time, for fear of being given a free white bracelet by the National Inhumane Administration and free meals for hundreds of years.
So I worked hard and finally entered the Non-human Management Bureau. I worked diligently as a social animal for more than a hundred years. On the day when I was strong enough to finally apply to my superiors to become a god, my application was rejected.
I was angry and grabbed the director's collar, about to punch him, but then I learned that because our country has been free from major disasters for many years, even if I am strong enough and don't have a good resume, the superiors still can't give me godhood.
In desperation, I took on the task of solving the problem of annihilation of the Neon people who lived a good life next door, and after opening and closing my eyes, I was reincarnated into a DK who was about to become a high school student with a strange bang on his forehead.
Bell·Strange Bangs·Hua: ... I'm tired, let's destroy it.
Xia Youjie, a third-year junior high school student, discovered that the handsome bangs on his forehead seemed to have become sperm the night he was informed about the magic world and decided to enroll in Tokyo Metropolitan College of Magic.
The specific manifestation was that after he was defeated by the curse spirit again, his bangs suddenly stretched, and then he gave the curse spirit that had been chasing behind his butt a big mouth.
Zhong Hua: What the hell is so ugly to me! Get out!
Xia Youjie: Huh? My bangs have become sperm?
Xia Youjie originally thought that he and his "Miss Bangs" could coexist peacefully forever, but he didn't expect that on the day he entered a high school, "Miss Bangs" became angry after a new classmate pointed at his bangs and laughed, "Weird bangs."
Then she gave her new classmates a big mouthful of laughter.
Gojo Satoru:?
Ieiri Glass:?
Xia Youjie:!
Well done, "Miss Bangs"!
[Comprehensive] As a nanny, what's wrong with all the attacks?
Rakshasa Saiki has always thought that he was the most ordinary one in his family. After all, no matter compared to his eldest brother, a genius with an IQ of 218, or his second brother, a legendary superpower who loves to pretend to be an ordinary person, he is simply ordinary to the extreme.
Although he didn't know why his eldest brother kept looking at him with a look like "I'm a stupid Oudou", and his second brother sighed at the top of his head every day, Qi Mu Rakshasa lived a very happy life every day.
Until one day, the eldest brother, who had been studying abroad all year round to study how to defeat his second brother, unexpectedly came home in his newly developed Gundam. He put on a suit of the same style as the Rakshasa that he had just gained a lot of life. He stuffed himself with a low-quality cosplay Western sword model that he had just bought from a department store. Then he said to himself: "Rakshasa, it's time to release your hidden power! Go save the world!"
Qi Mu Rakshasa: "??"
Then Qi Mu Rakshasa was pushed into the time and space channel created by his second brother's super power with a confused look on his face, and was also stuffed with a mobile phone thrown by his elder brother.
"It's for the world, hmm."
What for the world! Kusuo-san, don't think I didn't see the coffee jelly you secretly hid behind your back!
I guess I was bribed by my eldest brother! He must have been bribed by Big Brother!
As we all know, Rakshasa, a trader from a certain mobile game, not only has beautiful waist-length blond hair and a delicate face, but also possesses mysterious medical skills and elegant swordsmanship. He also masters the ability to give and take life. He is a noble imaginary daddy who relies on attack value to increase his milk supply.
At this time, the beautiful young man who was carrying a big coffin, holding a Western sword similar to the one in cosplay, and wearing an exquisite suit that was not cheap at first glance, had trembling lips. He grabbed the white hair passing by and said in a trembling voice: Brother, where is the seam on the ground? I want to find a time machine.
5T5 who happened to be passing by: Huh?
I heard that a mysterious doctor came here from afar. He could revive the dead and turn their flesh into white bones. He could heal all wounds with a wave of his hand, which fascinated countless people.
After hearing this, everyone rolled up their sleeves and geared up, just to make friends with the noble healer: So, where is this doctor now!
The mysterious doctor himself, who had transferred to Tokyo Magic High School, was teaching classic quotes to a pair of black and white DKs in front of him——
"As we all know, offense is the best defense!"
"Every support has a heart for output. Children, come on! You can help me to C!"
What, transform people?
Eat my ultimate move - your wish to be buried comes true!
A group of people whose souls had recovered looked at each other.
What, a team fight?
The realm unfolds—the rotation of life!
The high-ranking officials are getting more and more excited as they fight.
What, someone is out of blood?
Passively bloom - the white flower's prayer!
The curse spirits who watched the enemy's negative status instantly clear out and still have full health said:...
Cursed Spirit: You are cheating! How can we fight this!
Rakshasa: You hold back your words! Let me poke a sword and get a score point first!
Ps: This Rakshasa is not the original Rakshasa, please let everyone know.
Jie changed from this (?_`) To (☉?☉)!
Take good care of your health, take your time, I will always wait for you [dog head holding roses] [dog head holding roses] [rainbow fart] [rainbow fart]
"Get rid of you two and go see grandpa." This is a big bug for the author~
Get rid of → please
"So I'd better get rid of you," which is a big bug for the author~
Get rid of → please
Great author, please update more often
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I have received advance notice and I plan to write two more books in the future! But which one will be written first? Let's talk about it after finishing this one (Sigh from Lazy Cancer) [Comprehensive] About the fact that I was reincarnated as a high school DK Liu Hai It's like this, friends, I encountered the most shocking thing in my hundred years of demon life. The day I transformed into a human form happened to coincide with the reorganization of the country's political power. The saying "You are not allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China" made me keep a tight lid on my transformation time, for fear of being given a free white bracelet by the National Inhumane Administration and free meals for hundreds of years. So I worked hard and finally entered the Non-human Management Bureau. I worked diligently as a social animal for more than a hundred years. On the day when I was strong enough to finally apply to my superiors to become a god, my application was rejected. I was angry and grabbed the director's collar, about to punch him, but then I learned that because our country has been free from major disasters for many years, even if I am strong enough and don't have a good resume, the superiors still can't give me godhood. In desperation, I took on the task of solving the problem of annihilation of the Neon people who lived a good life next door, and after opening and closing my eyes, I was reincarnated into a DK who was about to become a high school student with a strange bang on his forehead. Bell·Strange Bangs·Hua: ... I'm tired, let's destroy it. Xia Youjie, a third-year junior high school student, discovered that the handsome bangs on his forehead seemed to have become sperm the night he was informed about the magic world and decided to enroll in Tokyo Metropolitan College of Magic. The specific manifestation was that after he was defeated by the curse spirit again, his bangs suddenly stretched, and then he gave the curse spirit that had been chasing behind his butt a big mouth. Zhong Hua: What the hell is so ugly to me! Get out! Xia Youjie: Huh? My bangs have become sperm? Xia Youjie originally thought that he and his "Miss Bangs" could coexist peacefully forever, but he didn't expect that on the day he entered a high school, "Miss Bangs" became angry after a new classmate pointed at his bangs and laughed, "Weird bangs." Then she gave her new classmates a big mouthful of laughter. Gojo Satoru:? Ieiri Glass:? Xia Youjie:! Well done, "Miss Bangs"! [Comprehensive] As a nanny, what's wrong with all the attacks? Rakshasa Saiki has always thought that he was the most ordinary one in his family. After all, no matter compared to his eldest brother, a genius with an IQ of 218, or his second brother, a legendary superpower who loves to pretend to be an ordinary person, he is simply ordinary to the extreme. Although he didn't know why his eldest brother kept looking at him with a look like "I'm a stupid Oudou", and his second brother sighed at the top of his head every day, Qi Mu Rakshasa lived a very happy life every day. Until one day, the eldest brother, who had been studying abroad all year round to study how to defeat his second brother, unexpectedly came home in his newly developed Gundam. He put on a suit of the same style as the Rakshasa that he had just gained a lot of life. He stuffed himself with a low-quality cosplay Western sword model that he had just bought from a department store. Then he said to himself: "Rakshasa, it's time to release your hidden power! Go save the world!" Qi Mu Rakshasa: "??" Then Qi Mu Rakshasa was pushed into the time and space channel created by his second brother's super power with a confused look on his face, and was also stuffed with a mobile phone thrown by his elder brother. "It's for the world, hmm." What for the world! Kusuo-san, don't think I didn't see the coffee jelly you secretly hid behind your back! I guess I was bribed by my eldest brother! He must have been bribed by Big Brother! As we all know, Rakshasa, a trader from a certain mobile game, not only has beautiful waist-length blond hair and a delicate face, but also possesses mysterious medical skills and elegant swordsmanship. He also masters the ability to give and take life. He is a noble imaginary daddy who relies on attack value to increase his milk supply. At this time, the beautiful young man who was carrying a big coffin, holding a Western sword similar to the one in cosplay, and wearing an exquisite suit that was not cheap at first glance, had trembling lips. He grabbed the white hair passing by and said in a trembling voice: Brother, where is the seam on the ground? I want to find a time machine. 5T5 who happened to be passing by: Huh? I heard that a mysterious doctor came here from afar. He could revive the dead and turn their flesh into white bones. He could heal all wounds with a wave of his hand, which fascinated countless people. After hearing this, everyone rolled up their sleeves and geared up, just to make friends with the noble healer: So, where is this doctor now! The mysterious doctor himself, who had transferred to Tokyo Magic High School, was teaching classic quotes to a pair of black and white DKs in front of him—— "As we all know, offense is the best defense!" "Every support has a heart for output. Children, come on! You can help me to C!" What, transform people? Eat my ultimate move - your wish to be buried comes true! A group of people whose souls had recovered looked at each other. What, a team fight? The realm unfolds—the rotation of life! The high-ranking officials are getting more and more excited as they fight. What, someone is out of blood? Passively bloom - the white flower's prayer! The curse spirits who watched the enemy's negative status instantly clear out and still have full health said:... Cursed Spirit: You are cheating! How can we fight this! Rakshasa: You hold back your words! Let me poke a sword and get a score point first! Ps: This Rakshasa is not the original Rakshasa, please let everyone know.
Jie changed from this (?_`) To (☉?☉)!
Take good care of your health, take your time, I will always wait for you [dog head holding roses] [dog head holding roses] [rainbow fart] [rainbow fart]
"Get rid of you two and go see grandpa." This is a big bug for the author~ Get rid of → please
"So I'd better get rid of you," which is a big bug for the author~ Get rid of → please
Great author, please update more often
~In.*Review Ding~Business Liquid Blessing Update No Pressure!
The author would like to update a lot
The author would like to update a lot
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!