Grandpa Goes on a Parenting Show at Three and a Half, Spoiling His Grandkids

After the general Lin Lang of Jingguo died unexpectedly, he was reborn as a three-and-a-half-year-old child in the modern era.

Then he discovered that a young thug named Lin Dong was his descendant, many generations removed!

Lin Lang felt he must have committed some terrible sin. How had such a good-for-nothing turned up among his descendants?

To help this grandson bring honor to the family, Lin Lang decided to put Lin Dong through a series of rigorous training programs.

First, he needed to build up his strength. Lin Lang brewed a tonic for the skinny, chick-like Lin Dong, packed with all ten nourishing ingredients.

After drinking it, Lin Dong ran off with flushed cheeks.

Not long afterward, Lin Dong came back.

Lin Dong, in tears: "Grandpa, what did you make me drink? I've lost my chastity!"

Lin Lang: "?!"

Lin Lang and Lin Dong appeared by chance on a variety show for children and their families as ordinary guests.

The other child guests were either athletic prodigies or math competition geniuses.

Lin Lang was expected to look completely outclassed as an ordinary child, but who could have guessed:

Lin Lang played Ambush from Ten Sides, leaving a music master utterly captivated;

Lin Lang wrote a piece of cursive calligraphy, driving a renowned calligrapher wild with excitement.

The other guests: "Are ordinary kids this competitive too?!"

Lin Lang scoffed to himself: "Ever heard of the Six Arts of the Gentleman?!"

While the other guests were having a lovely time with their children, Lin Lang and Lin Dong looked like this:

Little Lin Lang, hands on hips: "Do another 200 push-ups!"

Lin Dong: "Yes, Grandpa!"

The other guests: "..."

Other families' variety shows: The Loving Family, My Adorable Kids

Lin Lang and Lin Dong's variety show: Grandson Transformation, Grandpa's Classics Class

Lin Dong thought being on the show was a lot of fun. The only downside was that people kept sneaking glances at him!

Lin Dong tearfully complained to Lin Lang: "Grandpa, someone's trying to take advantage of me!"

Lin Lang clenched his little fist, round as a steamed bun. "Who dared bully my grandson?!"

The movie emperor: "..."

Lin Lang thought Lin Dong was the most troublesome grandson he'd ever met. Being a young thug was bad enough, but he even had an illegitimate child!

Though another grandson had come along, and he was still a baby, Lin Lang loved him dearly. He figured this must be the special affection grandparents had for their grandchildren!

Little Lin Lang kissed his baby grandson's chubby cheek, grinning until his eyes narrowed:

This grandson, Lin Dong, was already a lost cause. He'd raise a much more outstanding grandson!

Many years later.

Lin Lang went to pick up the younger grandson he hadn't seen in a long time.

When he saw the tall, handsome figure, Lin Lang froze. "Y-You, the Emperor Dog?"

Ji Yuzhi, once a little grandson, pulled Lin Lang into his arms and whispered in his ear, "My dear minister, I have come for you!"

Please note:

1. He takes over a corpse; the supposed body-dumping is a misunderstanding.

2. Some descriptions are exaggerated. Lin Lang has extraordinary talents, and despite arriving in the modern world at three and a half, he is very skilled at fighting.

3. Lin Lang is from the generation of the ancestors. They call each other grandpa and grandson simply for convenience.

4. The setting is fictional. Men can marry, but they cannot have children.

5. Lin Lang was unmarried in ancient times. Lin Dong is the great-great-great-grandson of Lin Lang's younger brother, making Lin Lang his great-granduncle.

6. Lin Lang was twenty-four when he died in his previous life. After being reborn as a little kid, he behaves like one.

7. Modern-day Lin Lang and Lin Dong are related by blood, but Ji Yuzhi is not related to them.

8. There are two couples: Lin Lang x Ji Yuzhi (emperor and minister), and Lin Dong x the movie emperor. The name listed first is the bottom.

9. The story includes wealthy families, fake and real young masters, face-slapping, and other elements. The final direction will depend on how the story develops.

10. The author is extremely uncultured and will do their best to research things with the little brain they have.

(The blurb was screenshotted on March 8, 2024.)

Theme: Family is a strong support system.