Wow, This Crosstalk Is So Rich in Meaning!

[The main story and all extras are complete! You can pick and choose which extras to buy! Thanks to all the lovely angels who subscribed!] Blurb: Two young lads who want to learn crosstalk happen to become disciples of an old master. Every day, they practice talking, imitating, teasing, and singing. But little by little, they realize that the crosstalk they perform is more than it seems... Qin Yuejing: My senior fellow disciple and I... Fans: Ooh, things are getting suggestive! Jiang Chengyang: I did this to my junior fellow disciple... Fans: That's so exciting! Years later, Qin Yuejing: The location of that ancient tomb... Archaeologist: We can confirm, we really did find an ancient tomb! Jiang Chengyang: That medicine... Patient: I'm cured! People around the world: Huh, their crosstalk really is full of hidden meaning! Quick-witted, hilarious comedian bottom x ruthless, street-smart, caring straight man top Qin Yuejing (bottom) x Jiang Chengyang (top) [Key Points] 1. A fictional parallel world, unrelated to reality, with no real-life models! 2. The author isn't a professional. This is just for fun, and there's something for everyone! Please go easy on any crosstalk "experts"! 3. A touch of fantasy, showbiz, and adventure. 4. A long, slow-burn story focused on plot. [Content Warnings] 1. The top is street-smart and has an ex-girlfriend (completely in the past). He's been through hardships. These details are just for character development and have nothing to do with reality, so don't take them too seriously. 2. There are some minor setbacks and challenges, and a bit of troublemaking, but everything gets resolved smoothly. 3. The side couple gets around 2,000 words of development in Chapter 68. 4. The author's sense of humor is weird. Feel free to stay or go. 5. This is just something I made for fun. Please don't offer writing advice. 6. Enjoy this as a light read, as if the author is telling a story. Don't take it too seriously =V= Lastly: "It's all made up, none of it is real. The author's illiterate sentences aren't worth analyzing. Just read it and move on!" Theme: Uphold the master-disciple tradition, promote traditional culture, and strive to excel; true crosstalk, dangerous adventures, and destined love!