The Young General I Found in an Ancient Tomb

◎ Lighthearted fluff: Does a Flat Head Really Matter More Than a Wife? (Drafting now, coming up next)

◎ Showbiz: The Scheming Beauty Gets Tamed on a Voice-Acting Dating Show

--- Synopsis ---

B-king loyal-dog top x tsundere beauty bottom | Straight man turned gay, doting-on-his-wife story

[Top's perspective]

With an outdated System and a tiny bit of bad luck, Xu Yi blundered straight into the eerie tomb of the last emperor.

Wasn't the plan to "eat, drink, lie flat, and casually document the light of civilization"?

As he stood there, dazed, the soul of a blood-soaked young general staggered into his arms, barely clinging to life.

The boy was breathtakingly beautiful. He begged Xu Yi for help, then, despite having only just met him, smiled gently and said that meeting Xu Yi made him happy.

Xu Yi's heart was in turmoil. He got ready to save himself and, carrying the young man's dying wish, transmigrated back two years...

He opened his eyes to the words, "Time Reversal: What Is Lost Can Be Recovered."

This time, he saw the young general Wen Qiao again, still clad in red as bright as blood, still peerlessly handsome.

Xu Yi rushed over, eager to say how happy he was to meet again, but was hit in the chest and slashed across the throat, leaving him completely dazed.

Wen Qiao's handsome face darkened. "You lecher!"

The unreliable System popped up with a prompt: "Marry into the general's household to raise your chances of getting home safely to 75%."

Xu Yi: ????????

Wen Qiao was still a gorgeous sight in his fine clothes, riding his horse with spirit, but his personality had turned completely different. He was like an erupting volcano.

Xu Yi's heart ached, but he tried to talk himself into it: This is just an act to get home.

He knew how to read the room, but he was still a pure, 24-karat straight man!

But Xu Yi had never met anyone as fickle as Wen Qiao!

One moment, he would murmur softly, "You and I must live and die together."

The next, he would lower his wrist and offer Xu Yi a sword, nearly sending him to his grave.

Wen Qiao would wrap an arm around his waist and demand a kiss, begging him to ease the heart-devouring pain.

But once the Gu poison was gone, he would turn cold and walk away without another word.

At last, Xu Yi could take no more. He pinned him down. "Qiao'er, now that you've used me, are you going to turn your back on me?"

As their lips met in a deep kiss, Xu Yi realized:

...The plan had gone just a tiny bit off course...

As for why it went this far off course, he couldn't control himself. No one else was to blame.

[Bottom's perspective]

Everyone said that General Wen Qiao, the Wave-Subduing General, had three unparalleled gifts: peerless beauty, unrivaled swordsmanship, and supreme strategic talent.

But only he knew that he was a wandering soul, trapped in the netherworld and barely surviving.

Until one day, his elder sister brought home a man who was utterly bizarre...

[One-line premise]: A rich young man scarred by childhood trauma switches careers to archaeology, botches his time-travel attempt, and unexpectedly marries a beauty who pampers him for life.

I drew both the cover and the character cards myself (/≧▽≦)/

--- Coming Soon ---

Younger, affectionate puppy top x beautiful, fierce queen bottom

Top dotes on bottom | Lighthearted, no angst | Reborn

[Top's perspective]

Zhou Jingzhi's first twenty-two years had been smooth sailing.

A rich young master, handsome since childhood, he graduated from a prestigious university and married his childhood friend Lin Yi, whom he loved dearly.

His childhood-friend big brother was beautiful and fierce on the outside, but soft and clingy underneath. They had the sweetest life together.

But Zhou Jingzhi had always had one unresolved grievance!

Twenty-two years ago, when he was still a baby, his genuinely well-meaning nanny had pressed his head into a perfect flat shape with three copies of the Modern Chinese Dictionary!

One day, Zhou Jingzhi's incredible luck kicked in, and he won a rebirth slot. Without stopping to think, he packed his bags and charged off:

"Let's go! I'm going back to when I was 0.05 years old!"

He kissed the sleeping Lin Yi beside him.

"Honey, wait for me to start over. I'll give you a flawless version of me~"

He closed his eyes, then opened them.

At 0.05 years old, Zhou Jingzhi used every diaper at his disposal to finally change the fate of his flat head.

At five, he met his destined Lin Yi, just as he'd hoped.

But wait, why was everything a little different this time?

Damn it! His head wasn't flat anymore, but he was about to lose his wife!!! (O_o)

[Bottom's perspective]

The puppy who had followed him around since childhood, calling him "big brother" at every turn, pinned Lin Yi down and kissed him hard as soon as he came of age.

"In this life, you're only allowed to marry me!"

Lin Yi fell for him, completely and utterly. After they married, they were inseparable, sweet as honey.

Until one day, the puppy left without a word.

With tears in his eyes, Lin Yi searched for him for three days and three nights, and found two tickets from the Rebirth Bureau.

His lungs felt ready to explode and he ground his back teeth to dust. In a rage, he threw down five hundred million and managed to win the next rebirth slot.

This time, he would make the scum top who had run off with someone else pay for what he had done!

At twenty-three, Lin Yi was pinned down by the barely-adult puppy again. He heard him say in a wounded voice:

"Honey, last time, at this point, you said, 'I do!'"

Lin Yi's face flushed slightly as he replied coolly:

"Zhou Jingzhi, stop messing around. You're saying you were reborn just so you could have a perfect round head?"

--- Welcome to the Coming-Soon Shelf ---

My dears, check out my author page and add any stories that interest you to your reading list! "Rubs deer eyes, paws, and makes a heart"

◎ Historical danmei: Winter of the Nineteenth Year of the Republic (Devoted young marshal in a chaotic era x cool-headed, self-disciplined student leader | Both reborn, redemption)

◎ Historical danmei: The Beautiful Top Only Wants to Farm (Gentle, beautiful top x tsundere queen bottom | Game setting)

◎ The Scheming Beauty Gets Tamed on a Voice-Acting Dating Show (Two-faced professor x tsundere top-tier star | Chasing his wife to the crematorium)

◎ Does a Flat Head Really Matter More Than a Wife? (Younger beauty x tsundere queen | Reborn puppy chases his wife)

◎ A Kawaii 1 Drops into an Abusive Protagonist Comic (Dog-taming expert x obedient loyal dog | Transmigrate into a book)

◎ Who's the Scumbag? Call Me Senior Brother (Both reborn | The scum top from the previous life becomes a senior brother)

◎ The Pitiful One Who Succeeded Ten Thousand Times (Spoiled crybaby bottom x doting fatherly top | Slightly scary short story)

◎ Childhood-Friend BL from the Sky (The childhood friend who died has returned)

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