I Was Read Like a Book, Yet Somehow Became the State Preceptor??

Other completed novels about inner thoughts in the same genre: My Family Went into an Uproar After I Revealed My Thoughts While Gorging on Gossip, as well as the novels about turning things in to the authorities. Click the author's profile for details. New upcoming novel: I Carve Divine Statues in a Supernatural World Updates follow the ranking list before entering the paid chapters, then six updates a day... See the cautions below. As someone who had transmigrated, Cheng Yishu was bound to a matchmaker System. Just as the name suggested, it was a matchmaking System. Before Cheng Yishu could accept this and get ready to lie flat and wait to die, he discovered that his System was different from other Systems. It was rebellious to its core. It didn't just dislike matchmaking, it also liked breaking couples up, and the rewards for doing so were especially generous... Now, this was something Cheng Yishu could get excited about. Breaking up young couples? He could do that. They weren't suited for each other anyway. It definitely wasn't the rewards that tempted him!!! The emperor of Xia had been troubled lately. As a martial emperor, he kept hearing all kinds of random nonsense for no apparent reason. It wasn't frightening, just annoying. So, on the advice of his personal eunuch, he decided to establish the position of Imperial Preceptor. Just as he was about to meet the newly appointed Imperial Preceptor, he heard a voice suddenly come from the other side... [So that's the emperor? Tsk, the red strings around him are a mess. Maybe I should start by cutting the red strings between his little eunuch and the new Imperial Preceptor?] Emperor of Xia: ?????? [Hahahahahaha, this little eunuch is really willing to go all out for love. Every day, he waits until the emperor falls asleep to tickle his feet, then pretends to be asleep as soon as the emperor wakes up. He even tricked the emperor into establishing the position of Imperial Preceptor for his sweetheart.] The Emperor of Xia narrowed his eyes and pinpointed the quiet man in the crowd, the one who looked otherworldly and hadn't said a word. Good. He was the Imperial Preceptor now! Cheng Yishu had no idea how he'd gone from being a rejected candidate to the Imperial Preceptor. He hadn't even started celebrating how useful the title would be for bluffing his way through his tasks when he realized: Hey? He'd completed his task?? And gained a bunch of matchmaker points??? [Oh, that guy? He's impotent, there's something wrong with his head, and he likes BDSM.] Miss Chen: ?????? Just you wait. I'm calling off this engagement right now!! [Hahahahahaha, this guy is hilarious. He's so narcissistic he thinks nobody in the world is good enough for him, so he carries a mirror everywhere. No need to break them up, he'll never get married!] Young Master Wang: ?????? Then what am I? Cheng Yishu had always thought he could act according to his conscience, until he transmigrated... As a new disciple of Taoism and the current Imperial Preceptor, he understood one thing: better for a fellow cultivator to die than for me to suffer. If someone messes with me today, I'm taking them down today, or my Daoist heart won't be at peace! Besides, I've transmigrated. Can't you cut me some slack? Xia Zhang: The Empress is right! The protagonist is petty, loves to slack off, has no feelings, and always gets revenge on the spot. He's not a good person. The love interest goes from "The Imperial Preceptor is right" to "My wife is right." He's a lovesick fool. Cautions: It'll be pretty crazy in every sense of the word, extremely uninhibited, and lacking in logic... There will be all sorts of modern products, but only the protagonist can use them, and there might even be an AK... The love interest is a real tyrant, but he'll change for the protagonist. Is this a case of mutual devotion? Maybe... The golden finger is wide open! Bai Chen is a statue carver who regularly takes commissions to carve statues of Buddhas, divine beasts, and other figures for Taoist temples. After taking on a big job to carve the Four Divine Beasts, he died suddenly? When he opened his eyes, he fell silent. He had arrived in a bizarre world, where supernatural monsters ran rampant and Chinese mythology had been lost in fragments. The Bai family had driven their fake young master out of the house and offended the powerful backer who kept him. Forced to leave the capital, the family was on the road when Bai Chen came to his senses. Looking at the whole family, all waiting to be fed, he fell silent... Bai Chen looked at the profession of divine statue carver... Maybe he should give it a try? The Four Divine Beasts appeared in the world, guarding Huaguo. The Underworld emerged to suppress the monsters, and the immortals in the heavens bestowed their divine power. The gods of Huaguo returned to the world. The monsters who had hoped to run wild in Huaguo discovered that their companions seemed to be growing fewer and fewer. The members of the Bai family realized... their youngest seemed to have misunderstood something?? But as long as their youngest was happy... PS: The mythology is fragmented, so don't scrutinize it. Anything that doesn't fit is just my own setting. There is a love interest, who's a background character with a devoted homemaker personality. Bai Chen is the best!! It may get pretty over-the-top, since the author's chuunibyou spirit was burning bright while writing this blurb. Theme: Strive to create value even in the face of adversity