How Many Times Has This Happened? Can't Take Medicine

Bai Shu is a happy coquettish person who enjoys herself in time and has more fun than anyone else. After his death, he was indeed punished and turned into a pitiful sadistic creature. We are still in a world where three sadistic novels have been merged, and we have to deal with three scumbag attacks at the same time. Bai Shu: Not good! Not good, not good. However, after meeting the scum attackers... Baishu: It's like Bulbasaur eating a Bulbasaur and entering the Mickey Mouse House. It's so awesome! Although it is said to be a bad attack, but... Such looks, such voice, such temperament! These abs, this bust, this complexion! This size, this length, this technique! The most important thing is, these are all free of charge, can you sleep for free? ! ! Bai Shu: (putting hands together) Thank you, thank fate, thank love... Scumbag A is a CEO, and he treats him as Bai Yueguang's substitute, forcing him to imitate Bai Yueguang's speech in bed. Baishu: Do I learn like... Okay, you're welcome, don't cry, so can you put on your maid outfit now? Zha Gong B is a pervert and wants to imprison him. Baishu: No problem. I can accept this type of play, locked on the bed... So why don't you put on the collar I picked first? Zha Gong C is a Phoenix man who covets his family's property. Baishu: You should work hard if you want to make money. This is just a few times. You can't take medicine. Scumbags: Where the hell did this person learn from (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻ · Seven days a week, look for the CEO on the first and third days, look for the yandere on the second and fourth days, look for the phoenix man on the fifth and sixth days, and look for the brand in the lottery on Sundays. Bai Shu lived a happy life of eating and drinking every day in the sadistic world. Until one day, under the arrangement of fate, the scumbag attackers met on a narrow road. The three of them forced Bai Shu into the corner: How many good brothers do you have? ? ? Baishu: Emm, would you believe me if I said we were just ordinary friends... The free ones are really unreliable. Seeing that the scumbag attackers were about to fight, Bai Shu quickly went home to pack his things and prepare to run away. As a result, before he could run out, his assistant blocked him back into the room. The assistant changed his usual well-behaved demeanor and pushed him back into the room, pressing him against the wall. His eyes were scarlet behind the lenses, and he whispered in his ear: Did you see that? None of them are good people, only I am good to you... Bai Shu: Wait, wait, aren't you a straight man? ! ==================================== Short crazy essay The main character is a young man who thinks he is straight. He pretends to be aloof every day and helps the male protagonist to cover up the mess among the bad attackers. In the end, he is so sour that he goes crazy =w= The male protagonist is a real slut, and his moral integrity is 0. Cleansers are not allowed to enter, but cleansers shouldn't be able to see this either... Purpose: Look at life optimistically