Transformed into a Popular Trash Taoist Monk

I, Mr. Yuebai, am the number one salted fish in the world of cultivation. There are mountains, money, and a wife. My wife is very pretty, but a little busy—— I discuss swordsmanship with my senior brother in the morning, enjoy flowers with my junior brother at noon, and practice with my master in the evening. Next month, I will go to the Immortal Gate Competition and start a bloody and exciting polygonal sadomasochism with the Immortal Lord, the Devil, and Long Aotian. And I will always be the tool in their play, the useless husband next to the heartthrob. My wife said affectionately: "You are the only one in my heart." I was also very touched, even though I knew that he and Jian Zun were playing wet under the waterfall in the afternoon. It doesn't matter, I am a Buddha. I know this is a flower market heartthrob novel, and I'm just an NPC. It's better to lie down and eat melon, and knock on CP at the same time. So—— Senior brother gave me the elixir, and I handed over the "Collection of Love Words": "This sentence 'The moon is not as bright as you' is more flirtatious!" The Demon Lord presented the magic weapon, and I enthusiastically guided: "Next time, just tie it up, my wife will take this set!" The Immortal Lord pretended to be cold, and I hinted wildly: "He likes forced kisses, it's true!" In the study at the foot of the mountain, I updated the CP index rankings in real time, leading the entire cultivation world to buy stocks and compete for CP. Until later, I discovered... Senior brother's elixir cures my cold. The magic weapon of the Demon Lord is to prevent me from getting hurt. The immortal is just pretending to be aloof, and he has hundreds of pictures of me hidden behind his back. And my wife, the legendary gentle beauty—— While beating the "adulters" violently, he asked me darkly: "You taught them to tease me, why didn't you teach them... To stay away from you?" Hmm... Could it be that... What I got is the heartthrob script? ===================== X ， :