What Happened to the Male Calico Cat! !

Yu Le is a little anchor, and his animal form is a male calico cat. As a straight cat, his dream is to find a cute cat wife to have sex with. However, she grew up too young and has never been able to get out of singlehood. In order to find a partner, he signed up for the most popular orc romance show and tried his best to exude charm. Sure enough, on the first night, his selection box was full. Yu Le secretly rejoiced: This is sure! However, when you open it and take a look... Yu Le: Why are they all males (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻ - The cold Snow Leopard Commander gave him the Starship Medal, which represented the supreme honor. Yu Le's eyelids twitched: So? Can I get some small fish instead? ? The top singer Bai Peacock would open his tail in front of his window every day, and his feathers would fall all over the floor. Yu Le silently dialed the property phone number: …Report noise nuisance and littering. Even the red fox psychologist has a record full of him. Yu Le held his head and collapsed: Are you not an observer? Choose a ghost! ! Later, Yu Le discovered that his clothes were always missing, his favorite catnip shower gel was always borrowed, and even the terrace where he took a nap became an observation point that needed to be occupied in advance... Yu Le couldn't bear it: See clearly! I'm a male! Male! ! Are you blind? ! - When the show aired, Yu Le became popular inexplicably. Barrage: Sister Sanhua is so cute~ Come and see my super cute daughter! My daughter looks at me＞＜ Yu Le: Who is your daughter? I am a male prostitute! Fans: It turns out they are a boy and a daughter~ CP fans were even more noisy. Until one day when he was asked during a live broadcast, Yu Le rolled his eyes: Oh, don't be ridiculous, I won't choose anyone! Just kidding! I, a fierce and straight-blooded cat, can talk to a male? ? Before he finished speaking, a big silver-gray tail stretched into the camera, loosely wrapped around his waist, and pulled him into his arms. Snow Leopard's deep voice sounded in the live broadcast room: "Well, don't ask, he won't choose anyone." The barrage solidified instantly and then exploded completely. A second before the live broadcast was cut off, there was the sound of a calico cat's claws hitting a leopard's head. "Let me go, you told me not to appear on camera... What do you want to do!!" Purpose: The most suitable is the best