[Western Crossover] A-Tui's Bizarre Adventure

You are an utterly unremarkable Tarnished.

You open your eyes in the Chapel of Anticipation, grab your sword, rush out and kill the Grafted Scion, then turn around and leap off a cliff.

(System notification) - You obtained Happy Pony.

(System notification) - You obtained a Pokemon Bell.

The conditions for victory have been met. You sweep across the Lands Between like the wind, and no one, not even a demigod, can stop you.

You succumb to the Frenzied Flame, burn the Erdtree, and collect every Great Rune. At last, you stop before Ranni's summoning sign, standing motionless for a long, long time.

This is actually your fourth playthrough.

You've become Elden Lord and traveled to the stars, but no matter which path you choose, you can't save the people you want to save.

[At this rate, even a hundred playthroughs won't help.] Your brain, with an Intelligence stat of 80 (after being scorched by the Frenzied Flame), reaches this conclusion.

Suddenly, inspiration strikes: As the saying goes, two negatives make a positive. Fight the supernatural with the supernatural.

So here's the question: where can you find some truly thrilling, dark-as-hell plotlines?

You turn your gaze toward a distant, unknown world...

Before you read:

1. The Tarnished has the highest combat strength but isn't very bright, and their logic is a mystery. The Tarnished alone is responsible for every problem that arises.

2. Pure comedy.

Theme: Live with hope