Where Is That Goofy Cosplayer?

[Love never disappears, it just moves on, so here are some short little stories. Everything is my own headcanon, the jokes are over the top, and I may be mentally unwell. My life goal is to launch happiness all the way to the moon. Not contracted, updates whenever inspiration strikes.]

Also known as: A Record of Me and My Useless Best Friend Transmigrating

(The following sets are in no particular order)

Set One: Naruto, You Play the Erhu and I'll Sing, About Plastic-but-Not-Entirely-Plastic Brothers

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A Lian, with those ringed eyes: Fighting? No way. A disabled person with bad legs can only make a living busking on the street, you know.

A Mian, with only one pair of teasing eyes: Great idea. I just stole an erhu from Gojo Satoru next door. Do we hold a concert on the Hokage Rock first, or go rave on our teacher's grave?

Set Two: Jujutsu Kaisen, Where Yin Plus Yin Makes Yang and Negative Times Negative Makes Positive, Not a Single One of Us Is Human

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A Lian, wearing Gojo's robe: Wow, now I can literally take my brain out and wash it!

A Mian, still wearing women's clothes after changing gender: My sincere advice is that you put it back right away. My DNA as a master chef is kicking in.

Set Three: The Joestar Family, Heaven Can Wait, I'm Getting a Cat, Work Is Bullshit

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A Lian, the former corporate drone who quit in one second: Ah! What a peaceful life! Hot dancing!

A Mian, newly hired as a steamroller driver: The world! That was close! Why is there a kitten on the sidewalk? Anyway, that kitten absolutely cannot get hurt!

Set Four: Bungo Stray Dogs, I Predict Your Prediction of My Prediction, Finally No Genderbending, Yay

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A Lian, the Russian beauty who wrestles bears barehanded: I'm just an ordinary successor to socialism.

A Mian, owner of the world's largest apple orchard: I'm just an ordinary capitalist, the root of all evil and the one who gets blamed for everything.

Set Five: ...To be continued

Theme: Saving the world through out-of-character behavior