--Good news: I transmigrated with a System and a top-tier gaming account!
--Even better news: I became the dungeon itself.
Faced with the main quest issued by the System, Wangye Shoumu beamed with joy.
[Main quest permanently unlocked: Develop your body, recruit more adventurers, and become a long-lived, renowned legendary dungeon!]
Wangye Shoumu: Awesome! What dungeon game director could understand dungeons better than me?!
#My daily work is developing my own body#
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Recently, some unexpected visitors have appeared on the continent of Xisuo.
At first, strange creatures no one had ever heard of suddenly appeared and roamed all over the continent, terrifying the local residents.
Chests with teeth and tongues, women with eagle wings for arms and snake tails for legs, hideous swarms of insects, demons who control ice and snow, bone witches with giant horns growing from their heads...
Wangye Shoumu: Thanks. This is the first step in making our dungeon famous.
Then came bizarre pocket dimensions that appeared out of thin air and seized the land of various local powers.
Snowy mountain peaks, a ruined city in the sky, a palace suspended in the depths of the sea... The pocket dimensions were filled with countless wondrous magical artifacts: legendary items that kept people young forever, ancient magical weapons with the power to destroy a kingdom, and magical incantations that could summon mighty gods...
Wangye Shoumu: This is the second step in the fame-building plan, but does sending pocket dimensions out into the world count as transplanting my dungeon's organs outside my body? (Thinking face)
But when the terrified people suddenly discovered they could get amazing items by fighting monsters, and wealth and fame by exploring pocket dimensions, they realized these mysterious visitors were more lucrative than threatening. Everyone went wild with excitement.
“Monster hunting and treasure snatching for everyone!”
As people began chanting slogans and carving out territory to claim monsters, powerful figures calling themselves floor guardians emerged one after another.
“Sorry, the monsters on my floor ran away from home. They've caused everyone a lot of trouble, huh? Hahaha~”
The golden-haired boy laughed without a hint of apology.
“You want my treasure? Well, if an adventurer has a lot of money, I don't mind selling it for an outrageous price.”
The black-haired young man started working an abacus with a blank expression.
“I love everything beautiful. Living and dead things are no different to me, but if an adventurer is good-looking, I'll happily give you treasure and let you through the back door!”
The silver-haired woman swept back her hair and winked with a smile.
Wangye Shoumu: The third step in making our dungeon famous! Yay~ I can finally let the limited-edition characters in my inventory out! Playing roles with secret identities is so much fun!
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After successfully making his dungeon famous, Wangye Shoumu decided it was time to wrap things up and recruit adventurers.
And so...
The monsters who had run away from home were quickly brought back by their floor guardians;
The treasure-filled pocket dimensions that had swallowed countless bones suddenly disappeared overnight;
And the floor guardians, the only ones able to communicate with the outside world, extended a decidedly ill-intentioned invitation to humanity.
“Want to come play with us?”
“Supreme Obscure Dungeon is looking forward to welcoming all you adventurers~”
Content warning: Secret identities include nonhuman characters and characters in female bodies.
Theme: Glory is something you have to win for yourself
If the boss doesn't update the child, he will starve to death [holding his chin]
To be honest, no matter how unfavorable those children are, they eat people with confidence at the beginning and save nothing at the same time. You must follow the rules of the dungeon and follow them to the end. Otherwise, it will feel like you are both being and standing at the same time, which is of no use in shaping the protagonist. If you do this, won't you stop killing minors when they come to the dungeon in the future? I hope it feels a little inhuman.
I saw Mi Xiuwen, when will Mi update it [Let me be healthy]
Is there a missing part at the end? Should the Treasure Chest King...? The second half of the sentence is gone_(:з∠)_
!! 3.26 Ah! Please don't cheat me, wow wow wow
Boss! Why is your article missing arms and legs?
Is there a part missing from the original text?
Looks good! Come on!
Why does the article seem incomplete?
"Establishment" is a big thorn in the side of the author~