I Got a Happy Ending with My Teammate, Even Though We Couldn't Stand Each Other

[Title: Discussion | Which CP you've seen over the years has had the most cursed vibe?]

Post 1: Obviously, the famous top-tier male-male enemies in the domestic entertainment industry, the Snow and Migratory Bird CP, currently sitting at number one on the CP chart

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Post 2: Thanks for asking. Former fan here. For the six-plus months I followed them, I never slept well. Looking back, I think I was afraid I'd wake up to find they'd stabbed each other and made the legal news

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Post 3: There are plenty of CPs who hate each other so much they swear never to meet again and grit their teeth whenever the other's mentioned. But our Snow and Migratory Bird have gone in a different direction, getting further down the cursed path of being all lovey-dovey in the morning and trying to kill each other by afternoon

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Post 4: Snow and Migratory Bird: the most lovesick CP name, the two best-looking faces, and the two most cursed people

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Post 5: Both the stars themselves and their fans are mentally unstable. Best to stay away

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[Synopsis 1]

Chen Xuehan and his bandmate Song Hou are a famously cursed CP in a top-tier boy band.

To solo fans, they can't stand each other, will never speak again, and have personally broken up their CP a hundred and eighty times each.

To CP fans, they're an elementary-school couple who are mutually in love but can't say it, and can only get each other's attention by insulting one another.

To shameless shippers, they're a pair of lovers tangled up in love and hate, devoted to tormenting each other and making each other suffer. Their love has withered away over the long years, but they're still unwilling to let the other go, a couple of drama queens.

To bystanders, they're two lunatics whose constant public feuding sends their fans' fights to the trending topics every day.

[Synopsis 2]

On Chen Xuehan's birthday, his other five bandmates all posted lovely photos of themselves together with him right on time, along with heartfelt birthday wishes.

Fans waited eagerly for half the day before finally spotting a comment under Chen Xuehan's birthday post.

@Song Hou V:

Happy birthday, bro [smile][smile][candle][candle]

So dripping with sarcasm that he single-handedly sent the CP to the peak of unshippability.

Solo fans cheered, CP fans wailed, and that evening the CP supertopic changed its avatar to black.

Chen Xuehan let out three cold laughs and replied to everyone, skipping Song Hou alone.

Then, at the fan meeting the next day, he planted a kiss on a bandmate's face.

The bandmate was so flustered he couldn't sit still, but dutifully kept up appearances, managing a shy smile for the eight hundred cameras held by the fan photographers.

Song Hou ground his teeth in fury, rolled his eyes with his back to the cameras, and dug his hand in his pocket so hard he drew blood from jealousy.

Mentally unstable. I act sarcastic because I love you. Easy on myself, hard on others. Jealous eight hundred times a day. Younger

VS

Loves tragic romance. Paranoid. You slap me once, I'll slap you back a hundred times. Vengeful and never takes a loss. Older

Blood and chaos VS Blood and chaos

Athletic high schooler. Unhinged version VS Ice Prince. Rebellious version

Youngest member VS Leader

Golden melon. I'll personally blast anyone who calls me the bottom VS Golden flower. I'll glare daggers at anyone who calls me “Mom”

Obsessed with men VS Obsessed with men

Your face in both my wet dreams and my nightmares

TIPS:

*Blood and chaos, and deliberately creating even more blood and chaos

*Features an in-group romance between members of an idol group

Given the well-known “idols who date get their heads chopped off” rule, enter with caution if you can't accept bandmates dating

*The other bandmates are innocent bystanders caught up in these two lunatics' twisted romance

*This pair of guys has no moral high ground whatsoever. Identifying with solo fans, CP fans, or group fans may all give you heart palpitations, so it's best not to identify with any of them

*1v1 romance-focused story, with the career plot serving the romance

No secondary CP

Each other's one and only, but always ready to go off the rails

*Mixes elements from the Chinese, Japanese, and Korean entertainment industries

*No real-life inspiration

*Four-year age gap, with the younger one being four years younger

Theme: Stay emotionally stable, and keep walking toward a bright and positive life