We, the Dragon-Proud Heroes, All Spoil Our Wives

[Everyone loves them | Doting all around | Lighthearted | At its core, it's still a story about a scheming top spoiling the bottom and vying for affection! (Important!) The baby has the wrong idea about who they are]

Tang Yao suddenly gets hit on the head and discovers that the world he lives in is actually a novel!

And he is none other than the novel's protagonist, Long Aotian!

The plot has reached the part where he is forced, humiliated, and married off to a gloomy young master from a wealthy family who is disabled and unable to walk.

Soon he'll say that classic line: "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Never look down on a poor young man."

It's all right.

"We Long Aotians are very good to our wives." In the bridal chamber, Tang Yao sneaks a glance at the young man who can't move his legs and thinks of the classic scene coming up next:

He's betrayed, and his wife and children are humiliated (important!).

The three-year deadline has arrived. Welcome back, Dragon King.

Feeling more and more for Xie Wujiu, he puts on an even more solemn expression as he comforts him. "I'll treat you well from now on."

Xie Wujiu: .

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It's Tang Yao's first time being Long Aotian, and he's so nervous every day that he mutters to himself, afraid he'll mess something up and bring shame on the Long Aotian family.

The people around him humor him, but Tang Yao knows they're just pandering to him.

Only Xie Wujiu, even though he never answers, actually listens attentively as Tang Yao recites his lines.

There really are more good people in the world!

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Luckily, as Long Aotian, he has eyes that can see through worldly matters.

Tang Yao gives himself a satisfied pep talk in the mirror, then makes a promise he can't keep: "Once I make it big, I won't forget you."

Once he makes it big, he'll lend him ten thousand Dragon Soldiers... no, fifty thousand.

Fifty thousand seems like a bit much. Better make it thirty thousand.

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It isn't until later that he understands not every Long Aotian is a top.

Xie Wujiu isn't as calm as he seems, either.

Whenever Tang Yao rambles on, Xie Wujiu lowers his shadowed eyes and silently thinks:

So cute. I want to fuck him.

He's so pitiful. I should treat him well. A silly, darling bottom who makes sarcastic comments in his head

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I don't know what he's saying, but he's so cute. A disabled, scheming top who's completely devoted to his wife

[Reader's Guide]

1. This is my first time writing an adorable baby who lives in their own fantasies and acts like a drama queen. I really want to take a bite, hehe. The classic lines and plot references come from well-known Long Aotian memes online.

2. The baby thinks he's a macho Long Aotian (?), and that the top is his soon-to-be bullied wife, so he feels sorry for him.

3. The top schemes to win affection. He may be faking his disability, or he may really be disabled and recover later (either way, he'll be able to crawl around just fine by the end). There will be a romantic rivalry.

4. He's not actually a soldier-king Long Aotian! It's all one big misunderstanding, and both the bottom and the top are willing participants (the top is absolutely smitten!!!).

5. The blurb is just playing on a meme. There are no children. Add it to your collection and enjoy adorable Yao Bao OvO

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