I Transmigrated into a Book as a Eunuch, and the Emperor Can Read Minds

After Li Jinyu was just enthroned as emperor, he learned two things from the thoughts of a little eunuch:

1. Everyone around him wanted to murder him.

2. The little eunuch was gay and had a secret crush on him.

The little eunuch, Song Yang, had no idea the emperor could hear every one of his thoughts.

All day long, he ranted internally, wanted to skip work, and constantly badmouthed the emperor.

CP: Self-pursuit / turning a straight man gay / Emperor top x Slacking off / unhinged / eunuch bottom whose thoughts can be heard

Li Jinyu x Song Yang

Both virgins. Fictional setting.

Official titles and ranks will draw on various dynasties, but this is a fictional setting. Emphasis on fictional.

College guy Song Yang transmigrates into a book where everyone wants to murder the emperor, and ends up as a eunuch!

The System tempts him with a certain body part that will grow one centimeter every year if he protects the emperor and helps him secure his throne.

But here’s the problem: The Empress Dowager wants the emperor dead, the empress wants him dead, the favorite consort wants him dead, and the prime minister wants him dead.

Even random passersby on the road want to murder him. How is Song Yang supposed to protect him?

After ascending the throne, Li Jinyu discovers he can hear the little eunuch’s inner monologue.

That’s how he learns that his mother and brothers are plotting to usurp the throne, while the official he’s always disliked is actually the most loyal one.

After danger is repeatedly averted, Li Jinyu goes from doubting the little eunuch to trusting and depending on him.

He assumes the little eunuch has a crush on him, but the little eunuch has no such intentions at all. Still, Li Jinyu has already grown used to keeping an eye on him.

If the little eunuch looks at another man for too long, he gets jealous. If the little eunuch doesn’t look at him, he gets upset too.

A little smile from the eunuch can make him happy all day. Li Jinyu realizes, oh no, it seems he fell for the little eunuch first.

Mini-scene 1:

[On the day of the imperial consort selection]

Little Eunuch Song Yang’s inner monologue:

Isn’t this Consort Duan, who conspires with foreign powers to kill the emperor? Isn’t that the Noble Consort who castrates the emperor in the original novel?

Emperor Li Jinyu: ???

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Mini-scene 2:

[While arguing]

Song Yang’s inner monologue: You made me mad, so I’m going to spit in your tea.

Li Jinyu: “This tea is yours. Drink it.”

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Mini-scene 3:

[When they’re in love]

Song Yang’s inner monologue: The little emperor seems to have gotten a bit fatter. Even the guards are in better shape.

Li Jinyu: “Hmm? Which guard?”

Song Yang: “You’re not allowed to read my inner monologue anymore!!!”

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