[Genshin Impact] How to Avoid This Teyvat Merch Shop

Guided by the philosophy, "A collector's love of merch is their soul. Collectors are superior to everyone else. You live to collect merch; what's the point of living if you can't?" Luna joined the Fatui before she had even graduated.

It wasn't that other jobs were bad. The Fatui simply paid too much. It wasn't that other jobs couldn't offer such good compensation. The Harbingers were simply unmatched in beauty.

Here's a little secret: Fatui employees get an internal discount on Harbinger merch.

What collector could resist that?

The Fair Lady was domineering but truly powerful. Working under her meant Luna could avoid overpriced proxy-buying services, travel across four nations to buy merch, and even earn some money by buying things for others. The only downside was dying in the line of duty. The promised autograph from the Raiden Shogun never came through.

No matter. She still had her senior, Dottore. He took her on as a research assistant and was even planning to make her the lead researcher. She'd be the one signing off on everything. Her senior trusted her so much (clear, innocent eyes). It would be even better if he didn't run off.

Still, if he made her a giant figurine like the one he made for the Balladeer Harbinger, she wouldn't mind taking the fall for him. She'd even be fine with spending some time in the Fortress of Meropide.

A giant figurine! She wanted one too. Jealous, furious, and driven to madness, she decided to pull the plug while the Sixth Seat was fighting, if such a plug existed.

Then she discovered that someone had their eye on her merch, babbling about artifacts, double crit stats, and top-tier pieces, things she couldn't understand.

They even wanted to trade merch with her, three for one, then another three for one. She didn't get it, but she respected it. After all, the blond Traveler was someone she could team up with to raid domains and snatch merch.

This was important, because none of the merch shops in Teyvat deserved to be trusted. Who charges that much for merchandise?

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