[Genshin Impact] After They Were Stolen, They Became Hopeless Romantics

Manqiu was once a fierce member of the Treasure Hoarders. Her treasure-weasel companion was just as skilled, and the pair once won the gold prize at a treasure-hunting competition. If she hadn't retired to Qingce Village with her prize, the Liyue Qixing would probably still be fretting over how to guard against the notorious thief.

But recently, a commission letter arrived in Qingce Village, specifically asking her to come out of retirement and steal something shaped like a chess piece from Mondstadt. Since she owed the client a favor, Manqiu had no choice but to pack up and set off.

After successfully getting the green bard drunk, she stole some apples, a lyre, Dandelion Wine, and a white cape with huge wings. The old man on the subway stares at his phone.

After failing the mission, she received another commission letter: steal the Exuvia of the Geo Archon from the Golden House.

If she were capable of stealing something from the Golden House, why not just go steal Mora instead?

As soon as she left the Golden House, she received a letter from Sumeru's Great General Mahamatra. She hadn't gotten into trouble in Sumeru lately, had she?

She opened the letter. It was a commission to steal Lesser Lord Kusanali, and it even bore the little Archon's seal. You Sumerans really know how to spice things up.

But the one who really knew how to take things too far was her ex-boyfriend: a high-ranking official from Snezhnaya, now locked up in prison and waiting for her to rescue him.

He even promised that after this job, he'd return to Liyue and marry her... As if she cared! Meanwhile, a whole crowd of people she'd once stolen from had chased her all the way to Qingce Village, waiting for her answer.

Help, all she wanted was to spend her retirement with her treasure-weasel.

Theme: All I want is to grow beans at the foot of the southern mountain!