You Don't Want the Wife and Kids from Your Comic Anymore?

Name: You Don't Want the Wife and Kids from Your Comic Anymore?
Author: Shallow Grass Mochi

不要你漫画里的老婆孩子了？

by Shallow Grass Mochi (浅草饼)

Status: Completed
Length: 180k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 10mo ago
Source: JJWXC

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Chi Zou knew he was a character in a danmei comic about childbirth. Comic comments: The kid's already here, so where's the gong? Why hasn't he shown up yet? Hurry up! Chi Zou: It's not just you. The protagonist himself wants to know :) Chi Zou thought about his accidental one-night stand with a big shot after transmigrating into the real world, and got a headache. Is there no reproductive barrier between the two and three dimensions? One night, the favored son of heaven, Fu Mingzhou, dreamed that he'd entered a hugely popular comic his nephew was following, where he met a child who looked remarkably like him. At last, the comic showed a glimpse of the real gong. The comments section exploded, and the readers started weighing in. [: I knew who he was as soon as he appeared. You two have the exact same damn hair color, and your features are practically a copy-paste.] [The classic blind gong. They even drew the kid's eyelashes just like yours, and you still need another few dozen chapters before you realize your wife had someone else's baby and stop letting yourself get cuckolded.] [Here's another bombshell for you: your wife is pregnant with twins.] Gong: Six, two babies in one pregnancy. The nephew following the comic: Hey, why do the cute, cute, chubby little babies in the comic look more and more like my terrifying uncle? ...The gong finally showed up! Wait, no! The gong looks even more like my uncle! * Why can't the baby you've been raising online be your actual baby? Reader's guide: 1. This is the second installment, and it still has childbirth and twins! 2. The shou is a comic character, the gong is from the real world, and the comic is the medium that connects them. 3. Starts during National Day! *^ ^* Theme: Protect your personal information when you're online.

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47Chapters

2.9kFavorites

8.8Score

3.7kNutrient gifts

1.9kClicks per chapter

952Comments

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Pre-received with tape: "Picked up three cotton-padded babies of disabled Draco" The first one is a former Draco who became a vegetative state due to an accident. After Shou picked up this baby that could convey empathy, he took the Cotton Baby to check out internet celebrity attractions, watch the aurora, skiing, surfing... So the Draco No. 1, Who was lying on the hospital bed, suddenly reacted, shocking the entire Draco family. One day, while taking a cotton doll to extreme sports, Draco One was stimulated and woke up directly, becoming a medical miracle. The first thing this person does when he opens his eyes is to call out Shou's name. The second one is a man from Yinyi Dingfu Tianlong who has a disabled leg. Draco No. 2 Found that his legs suddenly had sensations and had clear feelings. Gradually, he discovered that it was because of Shou, and secretly stared at Shou. The third one is... 1V1 Among the three Tianlong people, there are brothers who are related by blood, not all of them are in love. The copy will change, but the meme is basically the same meme. If you see it, collect it!! Life is so hard, it's so refreshing to write about it. Hum╰(⇀‸↼)╯ Copywriting left on November 6, 2025
2 likes11mo ago
Congratulations on the completion! What a heartwarming story! !
1 like10mo ago
Finished scattering flowers Finished scattering flowers [sprinkle flowers][sprinkle flowers][sprinkle flowers][come on]
1 like10mo ago
Why hasn't it been updated today (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)
1 like10mo ago
Chase it all in one go! I want to see the extra story about Xuexing's birth in the Fu family!
5mo ago
I love my wife's twin series so much! Both the attack and the back are cute, and the baby is cute too. It felt very smooth to read them all in one go (compare my heart)
7mo ago
Uh-huh, this book was written a little hastily.
8mo ago
Sprinkle flowers 🎉 Full of happiness
8mo ago
Finished Spreading Flowers, I want to watch the extras
8mo ago
It's okay, the setting is very interesting. It wasn't until I read it that I realized that the twins book was also written by the same author, but the writing was not that good... It was a bit of a noob.
9mo ago

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