[Touken Ranbu] This Cosplayer Refuses to Follow a Dark and Twisted Plot

Hi, I’m □□□. Since wearing a chest binder with my cosplay outfit still looked weird, I made a few small changes to it on my friends’ suggestion and cosplayed the gender-swapped version of Ishikiri Maru. But why did I suddenly end up in a primeval forest as soon as I shut my front door? And why has the wooden sword in my hand become a controlled weapon?

Hi, it’s me again, □□□. After surviving in the wilderness of this godforsaken place for a few days, I finally made it out of the woods. Good news: I finally met a humanoid creature. Bad news: why the heck does the humanoid creature in front of me look so much like a Time Retrograde Army soldier from the game?

Hi, I, □□□, watched an action-packed spectacle and confirmed that I had transmigrated into the game. I somehow picked up Japanese and swordsmanship without a teacher, and even evolved beyond needing to eat or sleep. To avoid people reading too much into things, I decided to speak first and told the little tengu, “You look a lot like my older sister, though she’s always very serious.”

The swords: ???!!!

P.S. Yes, I’ve dug myself another hole (the pigeon is climbing into the pot now). It’s the usual cosplay transmigration, everyone is gender-swapped, and the main story is told in third person.

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