Me, a Total Player: My Boyfriends Last a Week [Genshin Impact / Honkai: Star Rail]

I'll still start this one next, then. I'm crying laughing.

Blurb:

As the old saying goes, how can a sorcerer not go crazy? If you haven't gone crazy, that just proves you're not a proper sorcerer yet.

Kazama Yu was once pure, innocent, kind, and shy, but even he has lost his innocence in this melting pot.

Years ago, he made a stupid mistake. A mission turned him into someone's bride, and then, once his week-long transformation wore off, he vanished without a trace, abandoning his husband and child and setting off a bizarre commotion in the sorcerer world.

He thought he'd gotten away with it, but years later, the kid he'd been a temporary dad to for just one week enrolled at Jujutsu High and became his precious student.

Then he fell in love, and everything came crashing down on him.

The Heavenly Restriction tyrant, armed with a blade, barges right in with an oppressive presence and pins him against the wall. "You took both my money and my virtue, then ran off after you were done with me?"

"What other surprises have you been hiding from me?"

Kazama Yu presses his back against the wall, trying to escape again and flee the planet. He casts a pleading look toward his former accomplices:

Gojo, watching the show: "Wow, what's this? A love triangle~"

Geto, sipping tea: "Debts have to be paid eventually!"

"You can't do this! I helped you call off your engagements! I stood up for you!" Kazama Yu cries in despair.

The Jujutsu High students can only shake their heads helplessly before running for it.

Not a single one of his classmates can be relied on, so Kazama Yu chooses to save himself. "Mr. Toji, whatever went wrong, it was all my fault. But we can still talk about it!"

"Talk?" Fushiguro Toji gives a low laugh, his breath brushing Kazama's ear. "Sure. Let's go somewhere else and talk in a different way."

Just then, the office door opens.

"Mr. Kazama..." Fushiguro Megumi's voice cuts off abruptly.

His expression stiffens at the sight. He closes the door and speaks in one smooth motion:

"It's fine, Sensei. Once a teacher, always a father. The road here may have been a little winding, but you really have become my 'father' in another way. Maybe this is... two different roads leading to the same destination?"

Kazama Yu: "...???"

No! Megumi! Come back! You've got it wrong! That's not what that means! Let your teacher explain!

I have absolutely no intention of becoming your stepdad, I swear!

Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru, who have been eavesdropping from the roof, finally burst into earth-shattering laughter.

Kazama Yu, abandoned and alone: Is it too late to move to another planet?

#My young boyfriend thinks I want to be his stepmom instead of his bride. What do I do?#

#How do I win my young boyfriend back? Asking for advice, kind of urgent!#

Many years later, rumors that the strongest generation in the history of the sorcerer world are all players who date everyone spread far and wide. Kazama Yu, the culprit behind it all, looks at the people around him and lets out a stoic sigh toward the sky:

"So who was the first one to take things too far? Take responsibility, you bastards!"

A totally unhinged blurb. Don't take it seriously. Mwah~

The new student at Tokyo Jujutsu High is one of a kind,

changing things up every week, a whole new surprise each time.

He's behind the crisis that ruins everyone's reputation,

and Yaga tries his hardest to fix things, but to no avail.

Gojo-chan excitedly slaps the table and says, "Hurry up, hurry up!

This week I want a mature woman, so everyone can see my wicked side!"

Geto smiles gently and tells him to mind his virtue,

saying that being called a womanizer is bad for his image!

Gojo-chan raises an eyebrow, then laughs, "Aha?

You think your reputation is any better?

Weren't you out with a little girl last week?"

Shoko calmly puffs on her cigarette and gives her verdict:

The one who ruined everyone's reputation all by himself is you, Yu!

By the way, I want a handsome, gentle, considerate guy next week. Just giving you a heads-up~

Haibara's eyes light up.

He asks, "Wait, we can put in requests?

In that case, I want..."

No, you don't.

Nanami cuts off their spellcasting,

wishing he could send all these classmates to prison.

Kazama says, "You bunch of terrible friends!

We agreed to let loose together, but then you turned around and sold me out!"

The next day.

Everyone: Look, these people are dating someone new every week again.

Tips:

1. The protagonist's cursed technique is public knowledge. Conditions for activation: use the technique, put on a secret identity, and take on that identity's appearance and abilities.

2. A little fake father-son love triangle, fake stepmom romance. Hehe~ Sorry, Yan has been feeling twisted lately.

3. This is basically a random idea that popped into my head. I just thought it would be fun, so please don't overthink it. Thanks for understanding~

4. If it doesn't work for you, stop reading in time! There are so many great stories out there~

Theme: You can't date someone new every week and expect it to work out.