My Wife Always Likes to Talk Nonsense

[Column "Wife?" Mine! ! ! Already open! The cold and broken beauty and the insomniac and clingy loyal dog attack] This article*drops the vestsweet*Copywriting: Qiao Xi is an e-sports anchor on the Doudou platform. Because he uses the sweetest voice, the most stable mood, the most ferocious fighting style in the game, and talks nonsense in the live broadcast room, he has a group of fans with the most schizophrenia. Uninformed people entered the live broadcast room and joked casually: Recording? So fast? How old is the anchor this year? Fans in the live broadcast room: Huh? Yes, yes, the host has gone crazy, and he is recording and playing here] [The anchor is 98 this year, and the hand speed recorded is his 18-year-old hand speed! [The anchor is so pitiful, please pay attention. He is ninety-eight years old and still has no girlfriend. How else can his hand speed be so fast? Qiao Xi was filled with excitement and casually glanced at the live broadcast room:... Okay, the barrage finally became what he expected most. He cleared his throat and said: "Please pay attention to the new ones. Underage people are not allowed to send gifts. The anchor is a new anchor and just turned ninety-nine today. Can you send me a happy birthday?" Listening to the soft voice, the passerby almost believed it: ... I believe your evil deeds! ! ! One day, a user account 2546 entered the live broadcast room. After watching Qiao Xi ignore the defense tower and destroy the opponent, he clicked on the private message and said, "Hello, are you interested in playing professionally?" Qiao Xi: "I'm preparing to get pregnant, so I can't get pregnant." Turn around and start the live broadcast: Come on, get ready for the peak competition! User 2546:…… Qiao Xi is as wild as he surfs the Internet, but he is a homebody in reality. He never goes out for many years, and once he met Super Crush in the elevator. His broad shoulders and narrow waist, and a pair of long legs under a straight suit made him salivate. He held a cigarette in his well-joined hands, which almost made him lose his soul! Especially after knowing that the other party was still his neighbor, he became more interested in conquering the city. In order to put some money on his face, Qiao Xi introduced himself: I am a novelist by profession, yes, I write suspense. Fame? A little bit, how much do you earn? It was enough for two people, I ate less. Tan Yi, who just watched his live broadcast:... In an invitational tournament, not only Qiao Xi's face was dismounted, but also the boss "User Brother" who was bound to him as a couple was also dismounted. Qiao Xi: I want to live in the grass for the rest of my life. Will real people be allowed to live in the canyon? To be honest, I want to build infrastructure there... Mr. Qin: What canyon? Go home and prepare for pregnancy. * When Qin Yi was playing professionally, he found a powerful jungler for the club that trained him. In order to get him to join their youth training, he even "promised" by binding a couple tag with him. Not only does he play and practice with him, but he also chats with him every day. Although the other person is younger than him, he is interesting and can bring a bit of life to his boring life. Over time, Tan Yi also realized some of the happiness of "online dating". But this online dating partner suddenly disappeared one day. The message Qin Yi sent fell into disgrace, and the other party was never heard from again... It wasn't until a game three years later that he saw the couple logo suddenly light up on his phone and fell into deep thought. . . The nearly 100,000 viewers present and fans in various second-channel commentary live broadcast rooms saw the twelve levels of intimacy on the big screen, and the whole place was excited... Small theater: After the two got together, Qiao Xi never expected that a casual nonsense at the time would make him "suffer" in the days that followed. But that person got excited and used that sentence to block him. "We Xixi are not pregnant yet, how can we stop?" Afterwards, Qiao Xi was held in his arms and tasted slowly. He could only protest in a mute voice: "Qin Yi, um - but, I can't..." Sweet and cute national service anchor X retired club owner who won eight championships in two years (The cute little theater of Xi Xi and Mr. Qin will be randomly dropped) Highlight● 1. The game refers to King of Kings, with exaggerations or changes. It is only used as a background to serve the plot. It does not involve much, and it will not affect if you don't understand it. It is essentially a sweet article. 2. Attack and receive double C. 3. The first part of the article involves live broadcast, there will be a few barrages, but not a lot. 4. It's a light-hearted and sweet article. The games or live broadcasts in the article are all from the Internet. They are slightly different from reality. Don't be too strict. Just watch it and you'll be happy~~ 5. Please do not mention real teams, stars, players, etc. The entire text is fictional. 2024.2.22 [Sweet column, please eat the candies. If you like, you can collect them to help the seeds grow into big trees (●´З｀●)] Intention: Don't be afraid of difficulties and move forward courageously.