Zhou Jue recently raised a puppy online.
All day long, the elder brother and the younger brother were shouting, which made his heart melt.
In order not to be forced to get married, 26-year-old Zhou Jue decided to find a temporary "boyfriend" on a certain website.
The "boyfriend" doesn't have to do anything. He only needs to send photos to Zhou Jue and make occasional phone calls to let him deal with his family.
To this end, Zhou Jue also listed several key points of online dating:
First, he looks good, after all, he has a good face.
Second, you must have a good character and don't let him reveal his secrets.
Third, when it ends, the money will be cleared and the people will leave, and the two parties will not owe each other, so don't drag your feet.
Unexpectedly, he actually found one near a certain blue software.
The appearance is okay, but I can't see clearly. But the other party has a good personality and a soft voice. He calls me brother when he comes up...
Uh... There seems to be something wrong, but it's fake anyway, and Zhou Jue doesn't care anymore.
After the New Year, Zhou Jue ran out of people and felt uneasy about his conscience. He was about to pay the money and leave, but the other party disappeared first.
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When Su Shi was graduating from college, he was pursued unsuccessfully. The man used secretly taken photos and posted them online, and even got a boyfriend.
He immediately drew a clear line with his pursuer, took back his account and prepared to destroy it.
Looking at the voice that filled the screen, Su Shi felt a headache when he clicked on the AI that was made using his voice and added some missing elements.
One day, the other party sent a photo with a watch on it, which made him stop canceling his account.
If your account is no longer available, online dating is not impossible.
But it's absolutely impossible for him to call him "brother" like an AI!
Because, according to seniority, he should call the other person uncle...
Small theater:
Zhou Jue's friend had a nephew who looked very much like BKing. When the nephew graduated, Zhou Jue also went to celebrate.
At the end of the drink, the other person leaned softly on his shoulder, not as cold as usual.
Zhou Jue: No matter how much you pretend to be cool, you are still a little bitch after drinking!
Turning his head, under the dim light, why did he feel that this puppy looked a bit like the one he raised? !
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After getting together with Su Shi, Zhou Jue realized that this man was not a little puppy, he was just a big bad wolf! ! !
Zhou Jue: If you can't call me uncle, can you call me brother?
Su Shi: Brother, do it again.
Zhou Jue...
2024.4.13
●1. The two are not related. They are the nephew of a friend.
2. I have just graduated from my senior year at the end of the year, and there are only a few bits and pieces on campus.
3. Double c, sweet text.
Intention: Overcome difficulties and move forward courageously.