The Sick and Twisted Daoist Venerable This Snow Ferret Picked Up Can Read Minds

[This book is being rewritten. I'm slowly building up a stockpile of chapters, so I don't recommend buying or reading it.]

[The rewrite is underway. If you subscribe now, you'll only find an incomplete mess. Don't buy it, don't buy it, don't buy it.]

Reader's guide:

This story has a plot. Some things in the chapters that seem odd are foreshadowing and will be explained later.

There's not much plot, but there is some. The main focus is romance: the couple's everyday life together, exploring secret realms, opening a shop, and competing in martial arts tournaments. A slow burn.

Human cultivator ranks: Qi Condensation, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Deity Transformation, Body Integration, Void Refinement, Great Ascension, Tribulation Transcendence

Demon cultivator ranks: Enlightenment, Spiritual Awakening, Body Tempering, Origin Condensation, Wandering Soul, Soul Condensation, Void Grotto, Great Ascension, Tribulation Transcendence

A mischievous, flamboyant snow ferret x an obsessive Daoist Venerable with an extreme need for control

The daughter who can walk in the blurb is a creation of mechanical arts, not born of a mother.

Similar upcoming story: "The Sword Raised by Its Cauldron". A sword spirit and the sword cultivator who nourishes her with his own body.

Upcoming historical story: "The Stiff Senior Sister's Other Personality Is a Ball of Fire". A shy elf x an icy, proper woman x a sweet-pepper, flirtatious schemer

Theme: Strive for self-improvement, persevere in the face of hardship, and recognize the people who truly love you