Has Assistant Xie Trended Today?

◎[Please give this a five-star rating, much love] [A clueless, adorable assistant who flirts without realizing it, a heartthrob bottom x a cold-on-the-outside, flirtatious scheming big shot and jealous top] The elegant young Master Xie from the household of Grand Tutor Xie in the capital accidentally drowned. He thought he was doomed, but when he opened his eyes again, he found himself in an unfamiliar era. His new identity was a variety show assistant. In a few days, the dating show he was working on would begin filming. To avoid exposing himself as someone from ancient times, Xie Heting decided to teach himself how to fit in. Books hold the keys to beauty. He rummaged through the original owner's bookshelf and carefully selected a few books to study. After three days in seclusion, Xie Heting was brimming with confidence. Great! He knew how to be a proper modern person now! He couldn't figure out how to use the walkie-talkie, so he tugged at the clothes of the person beside him and said softly, "Big brother, I don't know how to use this. Could you help me?" Shen Ji, the dignified, reserved actor, blushed at being called that. He spotted a uniquely shaped "instrument." A devoted lover of music, he asked hesitantly, "Little brother, your instrument is beautiful. May I touch it?" The unruly, up-and-coming singer Shi Jixing stammered and offered him his most precious guitar, the one he never let anyone touch. "Y-yes." The books had been quite useful, but there were always exceptions. For instance, calling Jin Huaifeng, the handsome, wealthy man with a mysterious background, big brother or little brother didn't work at all. Little Xie hung his head in dismay. After learning his lesson, he went back and read "How to Talk with Emotional Intelligence: A Heartthrob's Guide" over and over. There was nothing wrong with it! So why did Jin Huaifeng corner him against a wall and ask with a menacing expression just how many good big brothers he had? [Important content warnings] 1. This is not a harem route, but the guests all have strong one-sided crushes on the bottom. Jin Huaifeng is the main top. Both leads are virgins, happy ending. 2. Lots of live comments, with multiple couples (Zhou Yanrong x Wen Zhou / Mu Ying x Mu Shenyu). There are very slight ensemble elements. 3. Same world as "The Abandoned Heir of a Tycoon." No real-life inspirations, completely fictional, so please don't read it as based on anyone. 4. The writing and logic are at an elementary-school level. If you don't like it, drop the novel, but please don't insult me, or you'll just be kicking a pillow! 5. Updates at 9 a.m. If anything comes up, I'll let you know in advance. I'm a typo-fixing fanatic, so if an update appears outside the scheduled time, I'm fixing errors. The variety show takes inspiration from "Single's Inferno," "Once Again, With Love," "Love Actually," "Transit Love," "His Man," "Follow Your Heart," and "Love With Intention," with some original elements. [Blurb screenshotted on 2024.2.8] ==Next novel, launching 3.27: "Yet Another New Big Brother?"== [Adorable, sweet top-tier star kid bottom x a fussy, arrogant rich young master who genuinely dotes on him, top] Jiang Youyou, the "Nation's Son" with tens of millions of followers across the internet, was a sweet little boy who grew up cherished and carefree. Then one day, disaster suddenly struck his family. His father vanished, his mother disappeared, and he was only three years old, about to be sent to live with someone else. When they learned that their father planned to adopt a cousin they'd never met, the three young masters of the Bai family, who usually couldn't get along, had a surprisingly unanimous reaction: The powerful eldest brother ignored him, the brilliant researcher second brother was icy, and the hugely popular third brother looked thoroughly disgusted and even threatened to make him go home. But when they saw the well-behaved little boy open his chubby arms, his soft baby cheeks quivering as he begged to be picked up, The three, whose faces had plainly said no, reached out without thinking. ...Damn, so cute, so soft, so irresistible. Jiang Youyou lifted his little chin. "You have no idea how charming I am!" And so Jiang Youyou began his life as the Bai family's adored little darling, with everything brought to him and all his meals served. Other than missing his mom and dad, worrying about which big brother to coax to sleep tonight, and hoping his other two brothers wouldn't get into a fight, There wasn't much to complain about. He also made a new big brother. This big brother was especially nice to him! He never made Youyou coax him to eat, go to bed, or play games, and he even brought him delicious cookies. He was much easier to handle than those three annoying brothers. The three brother-obsessed Bai brothers realized that Youyou had been acting strangely lately. He no longer looked at picture books with the eldest, video-called the second, or told stories to the third. Instead, every day he put on a little backpack stuffed with snacks and went to play with a child called "Zong Yueyue." The Bai brothers, feeling neglected, gritted their teeth and united against this mysterious person, swearing to find out who "Zong Yueyue" was. Then the genius young master Zong Yue arrived for a visit. He was only four years old, yet the heir to the prestigious Zong family was already assumed to be the next head of the family. The haughty, domineering young master looked aggrieved. "Why didn't Youyou come play with me again today... Am I still your favorite big brother?" "Of course, of course!" The three Bai brothers, each coaxed into beaming by Youyou calling them his "favorite big brother," said nothing. What the heck, why is there another new big brother now? [Important content warnings] 1. A sweet, everyday story about a little darling adored by everyone. In a nutshell, it's about a little one and his big brothers, with a focus on healing and sweetness. Zong Yue is the love interest, and they grow up together. There is no romance before adulthood, though I can't promise the main story will cover them growing up. 2. Same world as "Did Assistant Xie Trend Today?" No real-life inspirations, completely fictional, so please don't read it as based on anyone. Teacher Xiao Xie might make a cameo. 3. The writing and logic are at an elementary-school level. There's no hope for me in this life, so I'll try harder in the next one. If you don't like it, drop the novel, but please don't insult me, or you'll just be kicking a pillow! · [Blurb screenshotted on 2025.1.26] Theme: Knowledge changes destiny!