Does the Goofy Top Know He’s Been Found Out Yet?

[Going premium this Wednesday, May 29! Secret identity revealed] Lin Chao x Shen Linfeng. A goofy, sugary-sweet romance. Lin Chao is a prodigy in everyone’s eyes. He was flawless from childhood, excelled academically, and earned admission to Tsinghua University, with a bright future ahead of him. Until a car accident took away his legs. After he became disabled, a young caregiver came to work at his home. There was something off about the caregiver. He wore a mask and had a model’s figure. You could casually feel his abs, but the mask seemed welded to his face. He wouldn’t let anyone see what he looked like. The strangest thing was that sometimes the caregiver would look at him with a strange expression. His gaze was so oppressive that Lin Chao felt he might pin him down and beat him up at any moment. Lin Chao decided to find out what was going on. Shen Linfeng had secretly loved Lin Chao for three years in high school. Three years after graduation, he heard about Lin Chao’s accident. Heartbroken, Shen Linfeng rushed back from America overnight, put on a mask, hid his identity, and became Lin Chao’s caregiver. And so… Lin Chao: (His hand trembles slightly as he picks up his glass.) Shen Linfeng: He’s so weak! His face is pale, and his fingertips are trembling. He’s so fragile he might break! I have to take good care of him! Lin Chao, who just finished ten sets of dumbbell presses: ? Lin Chao: Carry me downstairs for a walk every day. I weigh over fifty kilos with my wheelchair. If you don’t want to, you can quit. Shen Linfeng: C-Carry you downstairs?! (Blushing) Why are you rewarding me! Lin Chao, trying to scare him off with hard labor: ? Lin Chao and his mysterious caregiver engage in a battle of wits. He unmasks him on the third day. And discovers he has a crush on him by the seventh. But that raises a question. Lin Chao looks at this guy, whose mask is harder to take off than his pants, and can’t help wondering… His high school deskmate, his nemesis, the guy who was at odds with him for three whole years… Could they even kiss without taking off the mask? **A goofy, sugary-sweet romance. Lin Chao is a science and engineering whiz, and he’ll stand up again through his own efforts and make it back to the top of the world!*** Please check out my upcoming story, "So I’m Not Mentally Ill After All" Cheng Xu, 25, office drone. Ever since he collapsed from working late one night and was taken to the hospital, he’s been seeing all kinds of strange things every day. Like vines crawling out of his coworkers’ pupils. Like frogs spilling from his boss’s split-open windpipe during meetings. Like coming home exhausted after a two-hour commute, opening the door, and finding a freestanding, fleshy pink digestive system smiling at him, its mouth opening and closing as it says: You’re back. Would you like to shower, eat, or… me? Cheng Xu: You’re still raw after all that plumbing. How am I supposed to eat you? Cheng Xu suspects his brain has gone wrong. He goes to the hospital, where the doctor says he may be hallucinating from working too hard and staying up too late. Doctor: Don’t put pressure on yourself. Just relax. Cheng Xu lets out a sigh of relief: So I’m mentally ill. After being diagnosed with a mental illness, Cheng Xu becomes a lot more energetic. A coworker complains that staring at the computer is making his vision blur and he feels like he’s going blind. Cheng Xu reaches out and yanks out the chattering vines. The coworker’s eye, which had been taking up half his face, sparkles again, and he can get back to enthusiastically working at the computer with thirty-one fingers. Even after work, his boss holds meetings. The little mouth on his throat keeps croaking and spitting out frogs. Cheng Xu can’t fight back, so he makes the best of it, bringing the frogs home as an extra meal. It’s basically back pay for overtime in kind. The digestive system loves it. At night, it rubs its esophagus against him, damp and cold like some kind of reptile. Adorable. …Yes, even that unfamiliar digestive system at home looks cuter and cuter to him. One day, he even starts thinking, Well, at least it has a mouth. Should I kiss it? Cheng Xu gradually comes to terms with his mental illness, and his life gets better and better. Until one day, the Special Anomaly Administration comes to his door and asks in shock: Did you tear apart the A-rank anomaly [Eye Vine]? Did you eliminate the source of the S-rank anomaly [Vomit]? Cheng Xu: Anomalies? What anomalies? If you’re saying my coworkers and boss are anomalies, then what does that make my digestive-system wife? Cheng Xu pulls his shy, blushing digestive-system wife out from behind him. Administration: … Super-S-rank alert! Requesting support from high-level combatants! Severe regional contamination warning! Evacuate civilians! Evacuate civilians! Evacuate civilians!!! Cheng Xu: ? So I’m not mentally ill after all. But Cheng Xu thinks about it and decides his wife is still his wife. After all, they’ve already kissed. He shields her behind him and says, “Baby, don’t be afraid. I’ll protect you.” The enormous, fleshy red shadow slowly revealing its true form: …Mm. (Shyly) And so the Administration watches as the contamination reading, which had been off the charts, vanishes in an instant. Administration: ? Wait, your wife??? You call that Super-S-rank anomaly [Evil Domain] your wife?! 1. The wife is the seme. 2. This story is also called "My Digestive System [heart]" Theme: As heaven moves with vigor, so should the noble person strive tirelessly for self-improvement.