A Guide to Collecting Paleontology

Wb@deep sea scalpel. Please push the completed articles "Death Spin" and "Surprise!" The code machine is actually an alien tentacle monster! ", Advance collection of "Use science to defeat unscience! Copywriting of this article: In an accident, the energy shock caused Urala's spacecraft to jump abnormally and arrive at a mysterious unknown planet. Preliminary measurements show that the natural evolution of this planet is still in the prehistoric period. Ulala: Yeah! Prehistoric civilization, I will create it! Catch the sea, mine, tame prehistoric beasts, intervene in species evolution... I will create the future of the race! Human beings! Return to the top of the food chain! However, Ulala, who was full of confidence and holding the farming upgrade strategy in hand, stepped out of the ecological cabin and looked up, and quickly discovered two problems: 1. The sea in front of you is not the sea! In the chaotic ancient abyss... There is not even organic matter! 2. The only golden finger that can be counted on is the system AI that comes with the ecological cabin. But what this so-called artificial intelligence says to him the most is: "I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're talking about." —————— On the ancient planet 4.5 Billion years ago, snow-white lightning split open the eternal night and inspired the first organic matter in the inorganic ocean. In the Cambrian period 500 million years ago, trilobites opened their eyes after the species explosion. The lenses made of calcite crystals reflected the blue waves of shallow sea waters for the first time. Human history is only 2 million years old, and the history of species evolution is a blink of an eye. Wake up and fall into deep sleep countless times. Countless witnesses and creations. Ulala walked out of the ecological cabin for the umpteenth time. In the brilliance of the blazing sun, she drove away the wild beasts wandering outside the cave. She bent down and smiled at the trembling ancient ape deep in the cave. "Hello, Lucy." "Long time no see, human." #When the mountains reach the right position, The terrifying upright ape will awaken and dominate the world! # —————— Small theater: When he first arrived on the prehistoric planet, Ulala's first reaction was - luckily he still had a spaceship. The spaceship can produce nutrient solution, and relying on the nutrient solution and hibernation chamber, he can lie there like a salted fish until humans evolve. ... And then he discovered: The nutrient solution is really too unpleasant to drink! After drinking the nutrient solution for a few days, Ulala almost looked like Archaeopteryx in her mouth. She went out crying and reached out to fish out: Okay, the floor is full of seafood! Ulala's eyes shone brightly. She was about to cook it when she opened it and took a look... Help! The seafood is so original! Just the shell! No meat! How to eat this special thing! Ulala fell asleep with tears in her eyes for tens of millions of years, thinking about letting the species evolve and fly for a while longer. When we got out of the cabin again, well, the seafood had indeed grown. The seafood has grown bigger than his spaceship. #Seafood is so big that it can't be stewed in one pot! # #Thank you for the gift of nature, but please, while the seafood becomes bigger and more delicious, can you not let them all evolve into ferocious predators in the deep sea! # —————— Easily upgrade the male protagonist's farm (probably) to a non-CP sand sculpture (?) (All relying on gifts from nature). Highlight: Empty! Empty! Empty! The background of the story is on another planet in the interstellar corner. Each species, age, and evolutionary route in the article uses realistic academic terms for easy understanding. The reason why I didn't directly create a whole set of species and terms is because... The author couldn't make up that many nouns! Moreover, it is inconvenient to substitute, which will increase reading difficulties... SO... Just for fun, don't take it seriously! Also: "When the mountains reach the right position," a line that pays homage to the Legend of Cthulhu. "When the stars reach the right position, Cthulhu will be resurrected and dominate the world." The image of the villain on the cover is inspired by "The Little Prince" and the protagonist kid in the game i wanna. Thanks to the painter for his creation! The images of ancient creatures on the cover from top to bottom are: Dunkleosteus, jellyfish (left), corner stone (right), trilobite, ammonite (left), anomalocaridids (right) The protagonist's name Ulala is inspired by the French ohlàlà, a modal particle, which means "ouch". —————— Please receive advance notice of "Use science to defeat unscience!" Copywriting: Cheng Wu was a poor social worker. He had no car or house, and was extremely poor. He was kicked out because he couldn't pay the rent. When he had nowhere to go, he suddenly saw a small advertisement for rent posted on the roadside. The house is in a good location, the surrounding environment is good, and most importantly, the rent is extremely cheap. The landlord's only requirement is that the house be rented only to men and that no girls are allowed back. Cheng Wu: I'm laughing so hard, isn't this me? Too poor to even talk about a girlfriend. Cheng Wu contacted the landlord without hesitation. . On the first day he moved into his husband's house, Cheng Wu found that almost all the residents in the building had moved out. He was the only one left on this floor. Cheng Wu: This way, I can use the public restroom at the end of the corridor by myself, great! The next day, the door to the unoccupied room next door opened on its own. The newly replaced light bulb flashed an eerie red light. Cheng Wu: After all, it's an old house, so bear with it... On the third day, the door stopped moving and the lights stopped swinging. But a pale, handsome and sinister man appeared in his dream. With a cold face, he said to him: Get out. . Cheng Wu's friends looked horrified when they heard about it: A haunted house! This is definitely a haunted house! Cheng Wu calmly reassured his friend: What are you thinking? I must be too tired from work and have nightmares. Evil capitalist! . Cheng Wu refused to admit that this was a haunted house for no other reason - he had already paid half a year's rent, so there was no way for him to move out! So this must not be a haunted house. . The door opened by itself because the latch was loose. The light bulb flickers because the voltage is unstable. Cheng Wu, who had an engineering background, rolled up his sleeves and took matters into his own hands, quickly replacing the door bolt and repairing the circuit. . As for the handsome man who always appeared in his dreams, with a ghostly aura running down his ankles, calves, and wrapping around his waist little by little... Cheng Wu held his waist and sat up from the bed, thinking sadly: . I must be too tired from work and exhausted. My kidneys are weak and my heart is palpitating... I even had spring dreams! Evil capitalist! It should be hung on a street light! . #Haunted house is fake, being haunted is fake, only social animals being exploited by capitalists is real# #What nonsense? How can there be ghosts in the world? Would you like to go and see more and get closer to science? # Purpose: Appreciate the miraculous craftsmanship of nature and feel the fantasy and magnificence of species evolution