Swallow, Swallow, Swallow, Swallow

An unconventional anti-Qiong Yao story

This is a silly little story about a homebody, a fujoshi, and a chain-smoking girl, a spoiled young master, and a steamed bun, all trying their best to find happiness. There may be a few moments where I go off the rails and offend various idiots, but for the most part, it's kindhearted.

P.S. This is a bizarre story that's simultaneously alarming, ridiculous, and adorable. If you don't mind dark humor, come on in and take a look... If you can't stand it, please click the little red X, and don't leave comments. I beg you.

This is a shocking story, a shocking story, a shocking story... on an endless loop... I'm not kidding, seriously! If you come in, please be prepared. The heroine here is lazy, greedy, and extremely lecherous. She goes blank when she sees a handsome man. Ziwei is even more of a delicate flower than Xiao Bai Hua, a bully who picks on the weak, and a saintly Mary Sue when she's in the mood, but extremely temperamental when she's angry. Yongqi has no sympathy and never helps anyone, looking out only for himself. He would never make some noble gesture like running away with his lover. Qianlong is sleepy and muddleheaded, doting on his daughters, and constantly fretting about the empty imperial treasury... This is a thoroughly warped world. A word of warning: if you don't have a strong heart, enter at your own risk.

Xiao Luo's completed stories are listed below. If you can't wait for this one, take a look at the earlier ones.

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