What is the unluckiest thing that could happen to you?
A. You wake up one morning and discover you've turned into a cat.
B. After turning into a cat, you slip and get stuck on your neighbor's balcony.
C. Your neighbor opens the door, and you discover that the new neighbor is your lifelong archenemy.
D. All of the above.
Sheng Chiran, who had the misfortune of getting D: I'm choosing to die :)
Sheng Chiran didn't actually die. His neat-freak archenemy of a neighbor carried him in a plastic bag and knocked on his own front door.
*
Jiang Wenbing had come to return the cat, but no one answered the door.
The cat in his hand looked exactly like Sheng Chiran and thrashed wildly inside the bag, letting out an angry roar.
"Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, yowl!!!"
Sheng Chiran: I'm right here in your hands, you bastard! Put me down this instant!!!
Jiang Wenbing and the cat stared at each other for three seconds. Then he carried the cat back home.
*
Sheng Chiran, an unemployed cat, was forced to live with his archenemy, and began a life of loving each other and trying to kill each other.
Sheng Chiran: Hah, there's no way I'm becoming this bastard's pet!
"Meowwww!!"
Neutered?! Say that one more time, you bastard!!
"Meow, meow, meow!!"
Get me off the bed! What happened to your neat-freak habits?!!
"Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, yowl!!!"
Jiang, you idiot, if you dare bring your head over here, I'll
"You'll what?"
The man looked cool and composed as he pinned his archenemy, now a red-faced cat-eared human, beneath him and silenced that mouth that never had anything nice to say.
A year after moving in with his archenemy
Sheng Chiran lounged on the warm sofa, lazily swishing his tail against the ankle of the person behind him. "Hey, bring me some more dried fish."
*Short-tempered, tsundere cat bottom x cool, scheming, neat-freak top
(Blurb saved on 2024/2/7)
Theme: Let go of prejudice and turn hostility into friendship