Please check out my upcoming novels: "Snuggling Up to My Tentacled Catnip Lover Really Can Extend Your Life!" and "A Guide to Pampering a Frail Dodder Flower"
As a veteran reader of Green River, Jiang Fengmian fell in love with the great villain in a book. He followed every update, showered the author with tips, and wrote long love letters, only to be utterly crushed by the ending.
The evil, treacherous protagonist and love interest reached the pinnacle of success, while the villain, who had done everything he could just to stay alive, ended up dead in the street. Furious, Jiang Fengmian cursed for two thousand words and died on the spot.
When he opened his eyes, Jiang Fengmian had become a cannon-fodder character with the same name in the book: the protagonist's half-brother, and an idiot.
Jiang Fengmian had once been a child of destiny, but at twenty, he fell down the stairs and injured his brain, becoming a sensitive, weepy idiot.
To get rid of Jiang Fengmian, the Jiang family agreed to a marriage alliance with the Huo family. And the person he was marrying was none other than the great villain he'd stayed up all night cheering for.
Jiang Fengmian: What, this is actually happening?
Huo Zong has severe emotional detachment. Cold-hearted and gloomy, with a strange temper, he's said to be bloodthirsty and violent. Everyone in the capital fears him.
When word got out about the marriage alliance, everyone felt a chill for Jiang Fengmian. That silly boy probably wouldn't last more than a few days.
The first time Jiang Fengmian saw Huo Zong, his eyes turned red. Poor thing. I have to protect him and make sure he doesn't die tragically.
Huo Zong looked impassively at the person who was, in name, his wife. He wasn't exactly foolish, and was actually exceptionally beautiful.
"The marriage alliance doesn't have to be taken seriously. Given your situation, you probably didn't agree to this willingly. Stay here for a couple of days, then you can leave."
As soon as he finished speaking, a tear suddenly slipped from the corner of Jiang Fengmian's eye. Red-eyed, he timidly took hold of Huo Zong's little finger and said plaintively, "Husband, I'll be good. Don't abandon me."
Huo Zong froze. The little finger Jiang Fengmian had touched felt like it was on fire, and his plan to send him away was suddenly put on hold.
Jiang Fengmian used his act of idiocy and clingy sweetness to settle comfortably into Huo Zong's home. Taking advantage of Huo Zong's emotional detachment and lack of interest in sex, he cuddled and kissed him without the slightest hesitation.
"Husband, I'm scared of the dark. I can't sleep by myself."
"Husband, I hit my head in the bathroom. Can you help me?"
"Husband, what should I do? My back hurts so much, and I can't reach it."
Later, Huo Zong finally reached the end of his patience and pinned Jiang Fengmian to the bed. That night, Jiang Fengmian learned two things. First, Huo Zong's emotional detachment and lack of interest in sex were fake. Second, his skin hunger was real.
The people in the capital who were waiting for a good laugh never got to see Jiang Fengmian tortured to death. Instead, at a banquet, he curled listlessly in Huo Zong's arms, picking at the grapes Huo Zong had peeled for him.
And Huo Zong, who had always been cold and heartless, smiled at him tenderly and dotingly.
"Be good, sweetheart. Please eat one more grape for me."
Eat? Eat what? It was all Huo Zong's fault for having no self-control. They might as well starve to death, both of them.
A seemingly innocent, tearful, flirtatious bottom # A gloomy and possessive top to everyone else, but a gentle, devoted puppy to his lover
P.S. 1. The love interest isn't an idiot. He's pretending.
2. Mianmian's name comes from the poem "Fishermen's Lights on the River Maples: Sorrowful Sleeplessness."
Upcoming novel 1: "Snuggling Up to My Tentacled Catnip Lover Really Can Extend Your Life!"
As the last cat demon to cultivate into a spirit before the founding of the country, Su Mubai has had an unstable soul and a frail body since childhood.
Following a celestial master's advice, Su Mubai entered the entertainment industry as a teenager and became a top-tier star. He hoped that earning his fans' love and devotion would stabilize his soul, but the effect was negligible.
Watching Su Mubai grow weaker by the day, Grandpa Su gritted his teeth and sent him to marry Bo Yanchi, a powerful figure with formidable psychic energy.
Su Mubai had heard that Bo Yanchi's psychic energy was too powerful to control, leaving him sinister, violent, cold as ice, and utterly ruthless. The demons of the capital trembled at the mere mention of his name.
Su Mubai prepared himself to be thrown out as soon as they met. Who could have guessed that Bo Yanchi would be not only gentle and considerate, but also love cuddling and kissing him?
The first time Su Mubai met Bo Yanchi.
Su Mubai: Blushing, heart racing, limbs weak, head spinning. He smells so good, so good. I want to breathe him in.
Grandpa, why didn't you tell me he was a catnip spirit?!
This is heaven, a paradise for cats!
Su Mubai struck a deal with Bo Yanchi: he'd untangle Bo Yanchi's psychic energy, which was like a ball of yarn, and Bo Yanchi would stabilize his soul.
Everything was going perfectly, except that their contact went from fingertip touches at first to cuddling skin-to-skin in the end.
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"Kitten, this is dual cultivation. It can stabilize your soul all at once. It's cultivation, perfectly normal."
Su Mubai: "I-is that so?"
Kitty hasn't read much. Don't lie to him.
Later...
Su Mubai: "If it's dual cultivation, fine, but where did those tentacles come from? You said you were catnip. Why are you catnip with a whole bunch of tentacle vines?"
Bo Yanchi: His gaze dark and unreadable, he binds and binds and binds the fleeing Su Mubai.
"Kitten, I just mutated after cultivating for too long. Don't be scared. You obviously love my vines. You get excited every time."
Maybe... he wasn't wrong.
Su Mubai became helplessly addicted to the fragrance of catnip, falling deeper and deeper. Bo Yanchi's vines wrapped around his waist, and red marks covered his body.
Still, he couldn't help feeling something was off. Why was his belly getting bigger and bigger? Had he been deceived by a thousand-year-old demon who stole his body and heart?
Upcoming novel 2: "A Guide to Pampering a Frail Dodder Flower"
When Yu Luotang woke up, he discovered that his world was nothing more than a book, and he was the cannon-fodder foil to the protagonist.
A beautiful, spoiled, frail invalid who could only cling to others and wag his tail to survive, like a dodder flower.
The protagonist was his younger brother, Yu Luobai, who had been sunny and cheerful since childhood, yet cunning and capable. He debuted at eighteen and thrived in the entertainment industry.
All the so-called painstaking care his family had given him was merely to sell him for a good price and pave the way for Yu Luobai.
Fortunately, he regained his memories the night before he was due to discuss engagement plans with the protagonist.
The protagonist had already been having an affair with his younger brother. Not long after their marriage alliance, the two of them would plot to kill him and take all his assets. His family would shed a few fake tears, then forget all about him.
Yu Luotang rejected the sanctimonious protagonist and chose Xie Wangqi, the great villain in the book.
They said Xie Wangqi suffered from severe insomnia, had a violent and capricious temperament, and acted recklessly. Everyone in the capital was terrified at the mention of his name.
Yu Luotang didn't care. He just wanted to leave the Yu family. He just wanted to live.
Besides, Xie Wangqi wasn't as cold and ruthless as he'd imagined. He was gentle and considerate, pampered him like a precious treasure, and granted his every wish.
Except that he was a little... clingy.
He had to hold Yu Luotang to fall asleep every night, liked biting the red mole on his collarbone, and would tip up his chin to kiss him in a sticky, affectionate way. His needs also seemed particularly...
Xie Wangqi had suddenly gained a delicate, fragile marriage partner, so beautiful he was beyond compare. One glance was all it took for Xie Wangqi to be unable to look away.
When he was with Yu Luotang, his worsening headaches gradually eased. When they cuddled and clung to each other, his violent emotions slowly calmed. Sharing a bed with him let Xie Wangqi sleep peacefully all night.
Xie Wangqi wanted to pluck the stars from the sky and give everything to his little dodder flower.
"Xie Wangqi, I'm scared to be alone. Stay with me."
"Okay."
"Big Brother, I want the Yu family ruined. I want Yu Luobai disgraced."
"Okay."
"Husband, you have to love me more than you did yesterday."
"Okay."
"Puppy, you have no self-control. We have to sleep in separate rooms."
"No."
Xie Wangqi gazed at Yu Luotang with bloodshot eyes, hooked a finger under his chin, and kissed him deeply. Apart from that, he could grant Yu Luotang any wish.
A Guide to Pampering a Dodder Flower
1. The little dodder flower is afraid of the dark and thunder. Hold him and soothe him to sleep.
2. The little dodder flower is delicate and frail. Have all the necessary medicine ready, and be as restrained and gentle as possible when the time comes.
3. The little dodder flower needs lots of money, and even more love. Love him, love him very much.
4. Support your little dodder flower unconditionally. If he wants it, if he needs it, be the vine he can climb, not a thorny cage that traps him.
P.S. The love interest will have a career of his own.
Theme: Stay positive and work hard at life
Ah [Spread flowers] Idiot second uncle, it's so sweet to be together
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"Move to" is a big bug for the author~ "Move"~
"Baozhu" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ Haha, my real name is directly exposed here.
Ahhhhhh, my second uncle is really a ninja 🐶
"Taking it out" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ "Surprisingly"~
Hahahaha, the fantasy journey of the young couple [covering face and peeking]
"Put it up, lift it back" is a big bug for the author~ "Legs"~
Hahahaha, no matter how it changes, it will last forever~
"Chat" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ "Tease"~