Lu Qianqian transmigrated into a book and became the real daughter who was doomed to take a knife for the heroine.
Unwilling to accept her fate, she stood on her own two feet and thought she had finally managed to survive until the ending.
But then the male and female leads' enemies all showed up to take revenge on the wrong person and blew her up.
When Lu Qianqian opened her eyes again, she had gone completely crazy.
With herself as the center and the world as her radius, she went all out, treating everyone equally as she sent them flying.
The fake heiress framed Lu Qianqian and pushed her downstairs, while her scumbag father and brother blamed her without a second thought?
Lu Qianqian kicked them both down the stairs, then livestreamed their disgraceful antics online. "Wishing everyone an early Happy New Year!"
The scumbag male lead, her fiance, held his mistress and stood up for her. "Lu Qianqian, who do you think you are?"
Lu Qianqian promptly smacked him across the face several times. "I'm the Slap Hero. My manners are a mystery, and my morals are weak."
She joined a travel variety show, only to have the male and female leads' brainless fans smear and curse her online.
Lu Qianqian brought out peanuts, cola, and eight-treasure porridge and started dishing the dirt. "Your fave cheats, beats people, and keeps a mistress. Send me five mao and I'll unlock the full story for you."
Later, by going completely off the rails, Lu Qianqian successfully turned the original plot upside down.
Her motto: if I'm going to die, none of you get to live.
After going crazy, her mental state was absolutely beautiful.
Huo Yanzhou was the male lead's foil in the original book.
He was also supposedly the real young master who'd been switched at birth by a nanny, and had only just been found.
At the family reunion banquet, the fake young master led a crowd in mocking him as a bumpkin, dressed like a country hick.
Lu Qianqian understood all too well what it felt like to be excluded. She stepped in and helped poor Huo Yanzhou fight his way out of the crowd.
She even taught him her crazy tactics from time to time: act fast, and hit hard and true.
Then one day, Lu Qianqian watched the poor little guy kick the scumbag male lead into an alley and heard bones crack.
He turned to her with a pitiful look. "Qianqian, was that fast, hard, and accurate enough?"
Lu Qianqian was stunned. So you're a scheming green-tea type after all?
Reader's guide:
1. A brainless, unhinged comedy.
2. Beginner-level writing. Please leave your logic at the door when reading.
Theme: Live life as yourself