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●Synopsis:
Shen Zijin is the best employee at the quick transmigration agency. After saving up enough points, she picked out a suitable world for herself and retired there.
After marrying into a wealthy family, Shen Zijin spent her days shopping, drinking tea, tending flowers, and fishing.
With a monthly pension of tens of millions, she was living the good life.
Until one day, a System she'd worked with showed up and told her she'd retired in the wrong world.
She was the real heiress who would be humiliated and slapped in the face, while her husband's family were cannon fodder. The company would go bankrupt in a year, and she wouldn't be able to enjoy a peaceful retirement anymore.
No! Absolutely not! Nobody was going to stand in the way of her retirement!
Looking at her husband's cannon-fodder siblings, Shen Zijin made a decision.
One source of income could easily dry up, so she just needed to cultivate a few more.
So, while her husband was 'dead,' she set about developing long-term meal tickets to fund her retirement.
As the eldest sister-in-law, Shen Zijin stood with her thermos in hand. Her second brother-in-law had been framed and looked utterly worn down, but with just three moves, she helped him turn the tables.
The next day, the CEO of the rival company showed up at his door. 'Would your sister-in-law be interested in becoming our CEO?'
Her brother-in-law: '?'
Her husband's sister was a poor actress and was being dragged across the internet, crying at home and on the verge of fading out of show business.
Wrapped in her huge fur coat, Shen Zijin stayed up all night helping her sister-in-law improve her acting. When the show aired, her sister-in-law won the Best Actress award.
That evening, her agent clung to her leg. 'Can I ask if your sister-in-law is interested in joining the entertainment industry?'
Her sister-in-law: '??'
Her husband's youngest brother was a no-good slacker who insisted on playing video games, earning him the scorn of the wealthy social circle.
Shen Zijin took her fishing rod and went to her brother-in-law's gaming club. Three months later, an underdog team made it onto the international stage and came home with the world championship.
After seeing the champion team's training records, countless clubs came to poach her youngest brother-in-law. 'Would your sister-in-law be interested in going pro?'
Her youngest brother-in-law: '???'
Shen Zijin hastily waved off all these invitations. 'No, no, thank you. I just want to retire in peace.'
Mu Chen had just woken up from a serious injury and opened his phone to check his messages. Instead of asking how he was, his siblings were all urging him to hurry home if he wasn't dead.
Mu Chen: '???'
Mu Chen's impression of Shen Zijin had always been:
Beautiful, yes, but all looks and no substance.
He looked at the messages.
His usually steady second brother said, 'Big brother, if you don't come back soon, sister-in-law's going to leave you and work for the rival company!'
Then came his sister's message: 'Big brother, the family is in danger, come home now! If you don't come back soon, sister-in-law's going into show business. Young heartthrobs have a lot more going for them than you do!'
Finally, his most rebellious younger brother said, 'If you're alive, hurry back! Sister-in-law's about to get dragged off to play professionally. Those guys keep calling her big sister. You'll end up divorced for sure!'
Mu Chen: '...'
Wait, were they talking about the same sister-in-law?
Then he realized his siblings had all become her biggest fans?
Even more absurdly, he overheard them talking.
'With Big Brother this clueless, Sister-in-law is bound to divorce him.'
'It's fine. We'll take care of her after they divorce.'
Mu Chen: '?!!!'
What do you mean, divorce?!
#What do I do if my wife keeps telling everyone else I'm dead?#
#What do I do if my wife is so amazing that people keep trying to steal her?#
Reader's Guide:
1. The golden finger is ridiculously powerful, and the female lead is a bit of a heartthrob.
2. The author is a hopeless romantic with amateurish writing and no logic. Best read without thinking (brain storage here).
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★My next book, now open for pre-orders: The Real Heiress Is Reborn and Decides to Go Off the Rails. Please bookmark it! Synopsis at the very bottom!
★A modern romance by a friend is currently being serialized. If you're interested, go check it out: Dreaming Sweetly with You, by Chuang Shuhuang, ID: 4775322.
★Synopsis for The Real Heiress Is Reborn and Decides to Go Off the Rails
Lu Qianqian transmigrated into a book and became the real heiress, a cannon-fodder character who takes a knife for the female lead.
She refused to accept her fate and worked hard to make her own way, thinking she'd finally managed to scrape through to the ending.
But then the male and female leads' enemies all showed up to take revenge, mistook her for someone else, and blew her up.
When Lu Qianqian opened her eyes again, she'd gone off the rails.
With herself as the center and the world as her radius, she went all out to knock everyone flying, treating them all equally.
The fake heiress frames Lu Qianqian and pushes her down the stairs, while her scumbag dad and brother blame her without a second thought?
Lu Qianqian kicks them both down the stairs, then livestreams their hideous antics on her phone. 'Happy early New Year, everyone.'
The scumbag male lead, her fiance, hugs his mistress and comes to give her a hard time. 'Lu Qianqian, who do you think you are?'
Lu Qianqian slaps him hard across the face a few times. 'I'm the Slap Hero. Unclear on manners, low on morals.'
She joins a travel variety show, and the male and female leads' brainless fans go online to smear and curse her.
Lu Qianqian pulls out peanuts, cola, and eight-treasure porridge, then starts spilling the tea. 'Your fave cheats, commits domestic violence, and keeps a mistress. Send me five cents and I'll unlock the full story.'
Later, by going off the rails, Lu Qianqian successfully turned the original story upside down.
Her motto: If I'm going to die, none of you are getting out alive.
After going off the rails, her mental state was absolutely beautiful.
Huo Yanzhou is the male lead's foil in the original novel.
Word has it that he, too, is the real young master who was switched at birth by the nanny, and he has just been found.
At the reunion banquet, the fake young master and his friends mock him as a country bumpkin, rough and uncultured.
Lu Qianqian understands all too well what it feels like to be excluded. She steps forward and helps poor Huo Yanzhou fight his way out of the crowd.
Every so often, she teaches him her secret techniques for going off the rails: strike fast, hard, and true.
Until one day, Lu Qianqian watches the poor little guy kick the scumbag male lead into an alley and hears his bones crack.
He turns to her with a pitiful look. 'Qianqian, was that fast enough, ruthless enough, and accurate enough?'
Lu Qianqian is shocked. So you're a green tea type after all?
Theme: A beautiful life
Commentary has been opened~ Update time: Dropped every night between 9:00 and 23:00. If there is no update on the same day, we will ask for leave. Here is my commercial time (cough cough) big speaker (shouting) trying to make a sound =3= Preview 1: "After rebirth, the real daughter decides to go crazy" Pre-release 2: "Top Daddy, I Have Four" Pre-receipt 3: "What should I do if I catch a financial sponsor through online dating?" ! (Introducing a pretty girl)
I really don't want to laugh, but I can't help it, hahaha
Finally waiting for you, update quickly
Grandma, your favorite author has finally updated
It hasn't been updated yet. I didn't update the time when I asked for leave before.
Hahahaha, the living person is slightly dead
The little boy is so embarrassed. Hahahaha. Have you noticed that your brother and sister-in-law have pink bubbles 🤩?
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers
Use your little director to give you a chance to show up [rolls eyes]