I Win by Being Ridiculous in a Dog-Blood Novel

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P.S. This novel is just a story. I wrote it this way, and you read it this way. There is no need to apply it to your values, much less to real life. Don't start fights or attack me in my comments, or I'll delete them. Let me reiterate: [This is only a fictional story.]

Song Zhisheng transmigrates into a book, becoming a brainless cannon-fodder villain.

The cannon fodder is the real young master, brought back by a wealthy family. Out of jealousy, he relentlessly bullies and frames the fake young master, earning the wealthy parents' contempt and getting thoroughly face-slapped.

The entire entertainment industry treats him like a joke.

When Song Zhisheng arrives, the cannon fodder has just pushed the fake young master into the water, drawing a torrent of abuse. He has no choice but to swallow his pride and climb into Qin Shen's bed, seeking protection.

From the start, he's halfway through climbing into someone's bed when they offer him ten million to become their kept man.

Song Zhisheng sneers. "WeChat or Alipay? This establishment doesn't do credit, and there are absolutely no refunds."

When someone calls him a sissy, he smashes the ribs of the fake young master's suitor with a huge hammer.

When someone calls him stupid, he takes control of the whole variety show and is MVP every time.

When someone says he can't act, his very first movie becomes a hit and makes him a top star.

His haters are left reeling, consumed with envy. They spread rumors that he's being kept, that he's a homewrecker, and that his character is so bad he was kicked out of the wealthy family.

Then a variety show crew stages a surprise visit to his home.

A top business tycoon, often featured in financial magazines, opens the door wearing pajamas.

Hater: A sugar daddy! That's his sugar daddy!

Show crew: Sorry, we knocked on the wrong door.

Tycoon: You knocked on the right door. My wife is sunbathing on the balcony.

Show crew: Then what are you...

The tycoon smiles sweetly. "I'm drying clothes, and showing off our marriage certificate while I'm at it."

The haters watching the livestream are completely stunned.

Reader's guide

1. One-on-one romance.

2. A lighthearted, silly, sweet everyday story, with a little chasing-your-wife-to-the-crematorium drama.

3. No real-life inspirations.

4. A freewheeling story. Please don't send writing advice.

A sharp-tongued, vengeful, stubborn top × a silly, gorgeous bottom who only cares about money

My next novel, please add it to your library.

The Cannon Fodder Male Concubine Just Wants to Follow the Plot

After being killed by zombies, Shu Du transmigrates into a cultivation novel.

At first, he thinks it's a cultivation novel from Jinjiang, but later remembers that the uncensored version was serialized on Feiwen.

The noble, pure-as-a-crane protagonist bottom is kind and beautiful. He overlooks past grievances, cares for the cannon fodder whose spiritual root was crippled and whose leg was left lame, and takes him as a male concubine.

But the cannon-fodder male concubine constantly beats and berates the protagonist bottom, shamelessly seduces the protagonist top, and is ultimately reduced to ashes by the protagonist top.

Shu Du doesn't want to be a male concubine, but the protagonist bottom forces him to perform the wedding rites.

Shu Du reforms and vows never to seduce the protagonist top, but the protagonist top imagines that he's seducing him anyway.

Shu Du beats and berates the protagonist bottom, hoping to be rejected by him, but the protagonist bottom actually seems to enjoy it????

Xie Yuan's face flushes an unnatural red.

Shu Du: Fuck (a kind of plant).

Shu Du is exhausted. He only wants to bring the protagonist top and bottom together, follow the plot, and then fake his death.

But when the protagonist bottom finds out, Shu Du is met with all kinds of utterly inhumane revenge.

Xie Yuan removes the gag from Shu Du's mouth. His eyes bloodshot, he demands everything Shu Du has like a madman, yet his words are the most humble of pleas.

"Please, don't leave me."

The immortal crane finally becomes a venomous snake. This twisted love sinks into the dust.

Xie Yuan sits at the pinnacle of all realms, holding the brother he loves most in the world. In his hand, he holds the plant tentacles Shu Du had hidden away. "How did this thing work again?"

Content warnings

One-on-one romance.

The top and bottom are not related by blood. The top is adopted.

The original protagonist bottom becomes the top.

The original character and the transmigrated bottom are one and the same, but the bottom has forgotten. Xie Yuan has loved the same Shu Du from beginning to end.

I'm not sure whether this counts as an unclean relationship. The top has never had sex with anyone, but has been used with toys. He was abused from childhood and has mental issues, so he doesn't know how to love someone.

They hurt each other at first, then dote on each other in the middle and later parts.

There is chasing-your-wife-to-the-crematorium drama.

Important, repeated three times: If this isn't for you, don't read it! If this isn't for you, don't read it! If this isn't for you, don't read it!

Theme: To love someone, you must first learn to love yourself.