How Can an Ordinary Person Survive Among the Big Three?

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Given: You're a six-year-old ordinary kid in the world of Jujutsu, with no cursed technique. You also know how the plot unfolds. So how are you supposed to survive in the world of Jujutsu?

Shimizu Harushima's answer: Stay away from the main cast. Run, and stay safe.

At six years old, Harushima made a clean getaway from the Gojo family, strapped on his full set of gear, and hit the road, heading as far from Tokyo as possible.

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At six years old, Kuroba experienced the darkest moment of his life. The magic trick that had once earned gasps and cheers from kids was exposed by some brat, and he was humiliated beyond words.

He vowed that one day, he would perform a trick so astonishing it would leave that guy speechless!

At seven, Chuuya lost his memories and ran into a little kid who was far too composed for his age. The kid even taught him how to survive among humans.

The problem was, that kid always did everything at a snail's pace. What a frustratingly slow and worry-inducing guy.

Gojo and Geto never expected to become dads in their teens, let alone worry themselves sick raising a little brat.

Sure, the kid didn't need them to feed him and was really considerate, but, well, why was he always thinking about leaving them?

And why were there so many weirdos hanging around the kid they had raised with their own hands, all clearly interested in him?

A bunch of brats came out of nowhere, prostrating themselves before them: "Um, we're really fans of Mr. Shimizu. His manga is incredible, so please let him sign our chests! If that's too much, our palms or thighs will do. Please!"

☆ Shimizu Harushima is a genuine ordinary person, but everyone dotes on him. Jujutsu Kaisen is the main setting.

☆ OOC warning.

☆ Everyone dotes on him as a little kid in the early chapters; later, he's a beautiful boy adored by everyone.

☆ The plot will change, and everyone gets a happy ending.

Note: The timelines don't match, so this story follows my own Jujutsu Kaisen timeline.

Please add my new story, "The Player Is a Face-Con [Quick Transmigration]," to your reading list!

Blurb: The hit game Ninja War has released a dating sim, and you can't wait to make an account and jump in.

You name yourself "I Approve of All Handsome Guys," but the System flags it as a violation.

So you change your name to "Handsome Approval," but the System still doesn't like it. You ask what game it's playing, and while you grumble and curse, your name changes to "Game."

You think, well, I guess I can work with that.

You'd only vaguely heard that Ninja War had lots of handsome guys. You never expected every last one of them to be so striking, each with his own beauty and charm. From a gaudy corpse-like old man to young men and even little kids, the game has handsome guys for every age group.

The moment you meet one, you can't resist sneaking a touch of his handsome little hand...

Wait, who loaded the Ninja War combat system into this game?! Is it normal for players to get killed by NPCs?

You fly into a rage, then quit the game in a huff!

Then the System coaxes you back by promising that once you reach max level, you can do whatever you want to the NPCs.

Ninja War ends without warning. Just as you're wallowing in grief, the System ingratiatingly pulls out another game for you: One Piece.

Your journey begins anew.

Theme: Be sincere with others, and they'll be sincere with you too.