My Golden Finger Is Five Meals a Day

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Shen Shi'an, the incarnation of the Heavenly Dao, transmigrated into a book with a mission assigned by the System.

It was a very simple mission: get the protagonist's healing value above 80% before the story ends. Supposedly, even the villain's healing value was over 60%, so Shen Shi'an was sure he'd leave this world soon.

Full of confidence, Shen Shi'an went to find the protagonist, only to be scared out of his wits by three bold red labels above the protagonist's head.

[Kill the Heavenly Dao] [Kill the golden finger] [Kill the transmigrator]

Not a single word mentioned him, yet every word was about him.

Shen Shi'an scrambled into hiding and begged the System for help. How could you not even know what was over his head? Who has a maxed-out corruption value and a healing value that's gone way below zero?

[Ding! Mission difficulty updated. Specially unlocking one additional golden finger for the Host. Please keep working hard and complete the mission.]

Shen Shi'an's eyes lit up. He looked up, only to see the attribute panel above his head spin for ages before landing on: [Golden finger: Five meals a day]

Shen Shi'an: ?

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In the end, Shen Shi'an assumed a new identity and appeared before the protagonist, Fu Shuang.

When someone bullied Fu Shuang using their influence, Shen Shi'an hurriedly cut in: “Sit down and have a meal first.”

When someone plotted against Fu Shuang, Shen Shi'an quickly grabbed him: “Sit down and have a meal first.”

Someone else...

In short, whenever Shen Shi'an said those words, the people around them would involuntarily stop fighting, find somewhere to sit, and pick up their bowls and chopsticks. No one could keep arguing.

Thanks to everyone constantly eating, ah, no, being forced into silence, the world grew more peaceful.

It was just that Fu Shuang's gaze seemed to grow stranger by the day.

Then one day, Shen Shi'an and Fu Shuang were locked together in a dark room. Furious, Shen Shi'an stood in the middle and swore, “You rotten, black-hearted bastards! I'll fry you all up and eat you!”

Then Shen Shi'an instinctively turned toward Fu Shuang in the dark corner and blurted out comfortingly, “Sit down and have a meal first.”

To his surprise, the attributes above Fu Shuang's head flickered for ages, multiplying until the screen was packed with all sorts of unspeakable play. Then it froze completely, leaving just one clear label: [Kill Shen Shi'an]

Shen Shi'an: For crying out loud!

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Fu Shuang was the most unusual and controversial Holy Son in the history of Chaotian Sect. All he'd ever faced was the brightest reputation and the most malicious attacks.

Until he learned by chance that his world was a novel, and that transmigrators from other worlds would come to steal his destiny and fortune, turning all the light he possessed to mud.

Fu Shuang would never spare those people, including Shen Shi'an.

But Shen Shi'an's fierce protectiveness, spoiled temperament, and fiery temper somehow made the unseemly desires in Fu Shuang's heart grow wilder, little by little.

Eventually, he was certain: he wanted Shen Shi'an to love him, and him alone.

He wanted his healing value to stay negative forever. Whenever Shen Shi'an tried to run, he would grab his ankle and drag him close, leaving deep red kiss marks on his snowy-white skin.

Naturally twisted and dark × spoiled sweetheart who's fiercely protective

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Theme: When you're unhappy, go eat something good. Give yourself a boost, then try again.