The Egg Raised by the Immortal Patriarch Broke Again

## Upcoming Column Novel: My Stolen Mermaid Husband Attacked Me. Please Give It a Click! Also, please check out my friend Yuan Zhen's novel, Five Brothers from Other Worlds Take Their Kid to a Variety Show. The blurbs are below o3o * Feng Xuyu transmigrated into an egg: perfectly round, snow-white, and solid all the way through. It was a priceless egg of prophecy. Immortal Ancestor Cundu treasured it, bragged about it to everyone he met, and called it his precious darling over and over. Everyone under heaven knew about it. Until Feng Xuyu was left alone in a broken wooden box for three days. Feng, Precious Darling, Xuyu: This egg can't take this injustice anymore. This egg is going to crack. * The Immortal Ancestor's precious darling really did crack. Cundu nearly cracked himself while trying to repair Feng Xuyu. A long fissure cut straight across the plump white egg, and no matter what he tried, he couldn't mend it. So furious he could have burned down the Immortal Palace on the spot, Cundu viciously hauled Feng Xuyu's true form out of the egg and ground out through clenched teeth, "Go on, crack one more time. See what happens." The tiny person, only as big as a thumb and pure white all over save for his beautiful golden eyes, flailed his little arms and legs as he tried to bite him. At those words, he suddenly froze, then cracked right there and then. Feng Xuyu: You said it. Don't blame me. Cundu: ... * Cundu was the peerless Immortal Ancestor, an incomparable figure of the cultivation world. He was suspicious by nature and temperamental, and possessed a unique gift for prophecy. Yet he used an egg as his mouthpiece to do whatever he pleased, making countless prophecies, some true and some false. But unfortunately for him, he ran into an egg that cracked whenever things didn't go its way. The pure-white little person was impervious to persuasion and had Cundu in the palm of his hand. The moment anything displeased him, he'd crack. Even the madman of old was driven half out of his mind, wishing he could simply swallow the egg whole. Until one day, the pure-white little person gave a sharp crack, transformed into a human, and fell into Cundu's arms. Cundu clasped a hand tightly around his neck, his gaze fierce. "Can you still crack like this?" Feng Xuyu planted a loud kiss right on Cundu's face. "What are you going to do about it?" Later, Feng Xuyu: No eating eggs!!! Unhinged Immortal Ancestor X lazy, carefree egg baby [Blurb screenshotted and saved on June 7, 2022] This is My Stolen Mermaid Husband Attacked Me, an upcoming novel in my column. Please give it a click~ * Yan Yuege transmigrated into a book. In the book, he was a spoiled playboy who couldn't resist a beauty. At the wedding of the male and female leads, he fell for the male lead's love interest at first sight, stole him, and ran. He didn't get far before both families chased him down and killed him. Yan Yuege decided he needed to stay alive. But soon he also decided he needed to see for himself just how beautiful the male lead's love interest had to be to make someone lose all sense and betray their own family. Yan Yuege really did go to the wedding, and really did fall for... the mermaid presented as a wedding gift. White hair, scarlet eyes, and a gorgeous fish tail that dazzled him. He was so beautiful Yan Yuege was utterly smitten. Yan Yuege threw his arms up and shouted on the spot, "Wifey! That's my wifey!!" * Yan Yuege stole the mermaid and ran. The force pursuing them was far more impressive than the one that had chased the original Yan Yuege. Yan Yuege carried the mermaid around as they ducked and hid. At last, he remembered to give his mermaid wife some seawater, but the mermaid was still terribly listless. Yan Yuege fretted until he nearly scratched a hole in his head, but he had no idea what to do. After a long while, the mermaid finally lost patience, flicked his tail, and splashed water all over him. "I'm a freshwater fish." Yan Yuege suddenly understood. After another long while, he understood again. "So you can talk, wifey!" Mermaid: ... * The fabled bloodthirsty, powerful mermaid had been captured. To everyone's surprise, he hadn't struggled at all, and had even put on the shackles himself. People were both frightened and delighted. They sent him as a wedding gift to a grand political marriage. But a playboy stole the mermaid away. The long pursuit began. Then, one day, they finally caught up to the playboy. The mermaid, lazy, gentle, and beautiful, reached out and pushed the playboy behind him. He won with one move. No one else could fight on. The mermaid yawned, turned around, and hugged the playboy, who was still stunned. "Add some water." * Huai Xu, the mermaid of legend and the one who made the legends. One day, he grew tired of everything in the water and voluntarily came ashore to be captured. Later, someone shouted that he was his wife and risked everything to steal him away after he had become a wedding gift. Later still, he showed that person through his actions who the real wife was. A stunningly beautiful, lazy and carefree, unhinged mermaid top X a beauty-comes-first, never-gives-up-in-love, fun-loving bottom This is Five Brothers from Other Worlds Take Their Kid to a Variety Show by Yuan Zhen. Jiujjiu is so adorable, come add it to your collection~ Jiujjiu is three and a half years old. His parents are both dead, and he lives with his uncle's family. His uncle and aunt are addicted to drinking and gambling. Sickly and small, Jiujjiu has a hard life: he lacks clothes and food, is often scolded, and sometimes gets punished for no reason. Then one day... Five unfamiliar older brothers appeared one after another outside Jiujjiu's little wooden house. Each told his uncle and aunt that he wanted to take Jiujjiu away. Jiujjiu hid in a cupboard, hugging the teddy bear his mom and dad had given him. . After being taken home, Jiujjiu cautiously tried to get along with his five older brothers. Soon, he realized that not only did they all have different surnames, they didn't seem to know one another very well either. Their personalities were wildly different, and their words and actions... were strange. The busy eldest brother occasionally called himself "We." The aloof second brother seemed to like nothing but the piano in his room. The sinister third brother always looked at Jiujjiu as if he were some delicious food. The rebellious fourth brother had a fiery temper and loved picking fights with the other brothers. Only the gentle fifth brother softly patted Jiujjiu's little head and asked if he'd been happy that day. Until one day, Jiujjiu discovered his brothers' secret... It turned out that his brothers had all come from other worlds. The eldest, a CEO, had once been an ancient emperor. The second, a musician, had been a cultivator who specialized in music. The third, a game designer, had been the Ghost King of a horror world. The fourth, an athlete, had been a chaos dragon from a fantasy world. And the fifth, a university professor, had been an Omega from the future. Jiujjiu didn't really understand any of that, but his eyes still sparkled as he clapped like an otter. "You're all so amazing, big brothers!" . Three years ago, the five had unexpectedly ended up in modern society and settled into ordinary, peaceful lives. Then one day, five strangers who had never met were each told they had a three-and-a-half-year-old younger brother. Li Jinghuai: Children are the most troublesome creatures in the world. Tan Tingzhi: Oh. What does that have to do with me and my piano? Min Yanlang: He wouldn't even be enough to get stuck between my teeth. Pei Yun: Tsk. Like an ant. Cen Lian: Poor little thing. For various reasons, they still decided to bring their little brother home. But on the way to pick him up, they ran into four other people who had come for the same little brother. The five: ? Their peaceful lives were disrupted. After figuring out what had happened, the five agreed to live together. At first, none of them cared much about this younger brother who had appeared out of nowhere. But... A week later: The poor little thing is kind of cute? Not sure. Let's keep watching. Half a month later: Which big brother will Jiujjiu sleep with tonight? A month later: My little brother is the cutest in the world!!! Later, Jiujjiu became a sensation on a children's variety show. Besides his five outrageously doting brothers, there was also a little boy with an intense possessive streak who wouldn't let go of Jiujjiu. He had a temper like a Tyrannosaurus rex, but only reined it in around Jiujjiu. Much later, everyone knew that Jiujjiu was the untouchable weak spot of the Tyrannosaurus. Only when he was with Jiujjiu did the Tyrannosaurus turn into a puppy wagging its tail, devoted to him alone. ★Reader's Guide: ☆ They travel bodily into the modern world. The brothers come from different parallel worlds. ☆ The little one has physical and psychological issues early on, but he'll get better. ☆ The childhood arc is long. The romance begins only after they reach adulthood. ☆ Blurb posted on July 12, 2023. It will be polished later, but the premise and the brothers' character settings won't change. Message: Don't forget to communicate with those close to you in a timely manner.