★ You find a note someone left behind:
Dear Lord Superman, you're awake? Congratulations! You've been absolute... no, wait, you've got a problem on your hands! Starting today, you've been gloriously kicked out of the Kryptonian family tree in the biological sense. Unluckily for you, you're now a pure-blooded human, meaning you have neither superpowers nor mutations. You're a completely ordinary person!
That's right. Because you wouldn't leave me alone, we caused an explosion while fighting over the Holy Grail. In other words, you and I switched souls! Just like the Justice League, all jumbled up after some prankster tossed them into a blender and hit the button!
To make matters worse, we're not in our original universe. And there's another catch: we have to collect the fragments scattered across the multiverse by the explosion and repair the holy relic, so our souls and bodies can return to their proper places. Until we fix the cause of all this, don't count on any method you can think of. The Grail comes from a higher dimension too, and it's the energy source I use to travel through time and space.
Until then, we can just live with the body swap. If we can't switch back, what else can we do? At worst, I'll take care of your partner, and your partner can run the Lord Alliance. You can take a vacation. The important thing is that the three of us live well together.JPG
A message from some poor soul caught in the crossfire ^ ^
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Reader advisory:
The timeline is chaotic, and the story is full of headcanons.
The characters belong to the original work; any out-of-character behavior is on me.
Theme: The path to redemption in life