A shizun who tries to hold onto his principles but often does wildly unreasonable things x a taciturn disciple who keeps accidentally triggering his green tea skills
1.
Zhenren Yuanzhao was peerlessly handsome, unrivaled in all the world. His fame spread across the four seas after the battle at Mount Luofu, making him the beloved junior martial uncle of everyone in the Yun Chu Sect.
But he had a huge piece of gossip on his mind: his senior sister, Zhenren Tingsu, an alchemist, would turn the whole world upside down over a tragic teacher-disciple romance in which her love went unreturned.
Don't ask why an alchemist could wield so much power. Yuanzhao had no idea either. Even he, the greatest swordsman among his peers, would never claim he could destroy the world.
Yuanzhao had worked diligently for hundreds of years, with considerable success. To this day, not one promising male disciple had joined his senior sister's sect.
Zhenren Yuanzhao was pleased. Zhenren Yuanzhao thought everything was foolproof.
Until the minor calamity at Mount Luofu, when the Heavenly Dao bestowed a sword named Tingshu.
He suddenly remembered that the roommate who had told him the plot seemed to be from Yuchuan, where people didn't distinguish between retroflex and non-retroflex sounds.
Yuanzhao looked at the only living beings in the courtyard besides himself: two lovestruck fools, his first and second disciples. He still couldn't figure out who was supposed to be nursing an unrequited love.
It wasn't until those two unfilial brats finally remembered their ailing shizun and sent a letter in that he found out.
A letter had arrived from the fourth living being at Peak Zhuzhao, who was usually off on his own. Yuanzhao suppressed his pounding heart and unfolded the paper as calmly as he could.
To Zhenren,
I hope this letter finds you well.
Ran has reached Fengchun Ridge and will return shortly. I hear the battle at Mount Luofu was perilous. Are you safe and well?
With best wishes,
Yu Ran
Oh. Yuanzhao folded the letter shut. So the one nursing an unrequited love was my little disciple, the one who never calls me Shifu.
2.
In the dim room, Yu Ran studied the wards on the door, trying to figure out why he had been locked in here.
Night fell. Yuanzhao pushed open the door, and pure yang fire flared to life.
A beauty looked even more beautiful by lamplight. Yuanzhao bent down and lifted Yu Ran's chin. In the candlelight, the lines of Yu Ran's face seemed even more striking.
"Have you been crying?" Yuanzhao looked even more upset than the prisoner himself. He glared into Yu Ran's eyes. "Stop thinking about that fox spirit."
Yu Ran had never looked at him like this before: his eyes were damp, betraying a hint of unease and fear. Yuanzhao carefully savored his expression. It gave him the comforting feeling of having Yu Ran safely in the palm of his hand.
He tilted his head and leaned closer. As if possessed, he wanted to kiss the boundless beauty shimmering at the corner of those eyes.
Early the next morning, Yu Ran handed Yuanzhao a pill.
Wary that he was about to become Wu Dalang, Yuanzhao asked, "What's this?"
"A youth-preserving pill."
Yuanzhao flew into an embarrassed rage. "You think I'm old? Do you know that fox spirit is already an old woman over ten thousand years old?"
Yu Ran: "..."
To this day, Yu Ran still has no idea who the fox spirit Yuanzhao keeps talking about.
3.
The first and second disciples, who had seen everything: What exactly are you two doing, dancing around each other? Is this some kind of tai chi tournament?
[Pay attention]
1. Yu Ran is the gong. Yu Ran is the gong. Yu Ran is the gong. Important things must be said three times.
2. In terms of fighting ability, the shou is stronger than the gong.
3. To reiterate, the gong is an alchemist. No matter what, he can't beat the shou.
4. The locked-room scene is just a little lovers' game.
5. This is not actually about tai chi.
Theme: Strive to make life better for the people
The next book will be "NPCs Unite" There must be five kinds of people in a team: the mountain-suppressing tiger, the far-sighted eagle, the good-fighting wolf, the agile leopard and the loyal dog. Zhou Ruyue has the car god of Qiu Mingshan, a good cook, the undead Bai Yueguang and the domineering mother. Before Zhou Ruyue had time to say "I can't do it," he was given a book through crowdfunding - "If you don't know how to lead a team, you will have to work until you die." Zhou Ruyue is the secretary of the tyrant... The ancient wise-cracking tycoon. In the original setting, he should have promoted a sadomasochistic love affair between wealthy families according to the plot. But Zhou Ruyue woke up. What if you wake up? When the heroine spilled a cup of coffee on the couture suit of the eldest son of the Li family, Zhou Ruyue not only failed to fulfill his NPC obligations and mocked the heroine, but even stepped back. Nonsense, just pour coffee on the boss's clothes and throw them away. Can he do that? Can it? Zhou Ruyue is unwavering in his determination and will never work two jobs for one salary. Until one day, the unconnected landline in the Li family villa suddenly rang, and a very familiar middle-aged female voice came from it: "Next chapter..." Zhou Ruyue interrupted the other party directly: "Do you have any money?" The other party obviously paused for a moment, then gritted his teeth and replied: "Advance the plot for two thousand yuan, remember to inform your teammates..." Zhou Ruyue respectfully asked the other party: "Who is your teammate?" "Wang Ma in the kitchen, Lao Sun who drives the car, Miss Lin, the neighbor, and..." Listening to the other party announcing a series of names, Zhou Ruyue fell into rare silence. All the co-authors except the boss were awakened. How difficult is this bloody love? In the past, there were three poets from the Su family, and there were three tyrants from the Li family later. Zhou Ruyue glanced at Mrs. Li, who had three children: People can't, at least there is no need to give birth to so many children. The eldest son of the Li family, the stand-in Gang and Xiao Baihua, tortured the body and mind. The second son married first and then fell in love with crematorium literature. The third son became a romantic partner and ran with the ball. Zhou Ruyue gritted his teeth: I knew I would have ordered more. Zhou Ruyue and the awakened NPCs finally sent the bosses into the palace, ready to succeed... Sorry, I didn't retreat. The doctor friend of the eldest son of the Li family stood on his way. Zhou Ruyue walked up to him with a disdainful tone: "Mrs. Li said that balance literature is very popular nowadays."
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