After Failing to Ascend, I Took Over a Garbage Planet

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A friend's novel: "The Reborn Sickly Heartthrob" by Zhaoxuejian

After ascending to immortality, Weisheng saw not the vast Immortal Realm, but a desolate planet blanketed in ice and snow.

There were no immortals or spells here. In their place was something called technology.

And he had lost all his cultivation, with his divine sense sealed away.

Weisheng: Wait, how is this fair?

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A hellish start, and a hard fight to survive.

Things took a turn when he casually helped a local and recovered a little of his cultivation.

Weisheng: Wow...

Hey, friend, want to cultivate immortality?

The crops aren't growing well... Ever heard of the Spring Breeze and Rain Art?

Life here is too harsh? Let's use formations to improve the environment.

Not strong enough? I'll unleash Myriad Swords Returning to the Origin and blast it away!

At first, the locals saw his unusual way of "cultivating immortality" and thought to themselves: Float high in the air without an aircraft? Slay insect beasts without an energy cannon? What kind of nonsense is this!

But later...

The frozen, desolate planet became the most habitable planet in the entire star system.

The people of the planet, once mocked and looked down upon, became astonishingly powerful.

Applications to immigrate to the planet reached record highs.

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After waiting for ten thousand years, the former Immortal Venerable's sword spirit finally fell into a deep slumber.

The vessel containing its spirit fell onto a garbage planet and was about to be recycled.

"What is this?"

A voice etched into its heart called it back to wakefulness

Loving you is the key that unlocks eternity.

Please note before reading:

1. The iron-hearted, wooden-headed bottom x the sword spirit top whose old flame is rekindled. The main characters are each other's one and only, body and soul.

2. A heartthrob story with one-sided crushes.

3. Daily updates. I'll ask for leave in advance if anything comes up.

Coming soon: "The Little Dragon Turns Himself In to the Nation"

[Spiritual Qi Revival + National Destiny]

In 2176, spiritual qi levels rose abnormally, and the world entered an era of spiritual qi revival.

At the same time, a source of pollution called demons appeared across the world. They corrupted spiritual qi into demonic qi, which then polluted the air, soil, and plants, leaving people in misery.

To resist the demons, "Guardian Spirits" began appearing in countries around the world. Most were creatures from myths and legends: Odin, Medusa, Shiva, and others all made their appearances

But in Huaxia, all that appeared was a round little egg.

Everyone: ???

Long Jing'an was the last dragon hatchling egg in existence. After hearing the earnest prayers of humanity, he decided to descend to the mortal world and bring blessings to the people.

A wonderful plan, except for one thing: he hadn't hatched yet.

Unborn hatchlings were fragile, but he met plenty of kind people. Some wiped the dust from his shell, some prepared a soft cushion for him, and others told him stories...

Little Jing'an was eagerly looking forward to the world outside, but when he hatched, what he found wasn't fresh spiritual qi, but spreading demonic qi.

The demons grew stronger at a rapid pace, and humans who had begun cultivating couldn't keep up. The Guardian Spirits also seemed to be affected by the demonic qi, gradually fading away. In the end, Little Jing'an was the only one to be born healthy.

The weak, helpless, and very hungry hatchling clenched his fists, thought it over carefully, and decided to make a phone call first:

Auntie Nüwa, Uncle Yuqing, the baby's so hungry!

Mythical figures from ancient times appear one after another.

The Ancestress of Humanity, Nüwa, lifted her chin slightly: Mere outsiders? Hardly worth my attention.

Emperor Yan Shennong: What's this, cake? Let me try some.

Taihao Fuxi: The Taiji gives rise to the eight trigrams... shaking a tortoise shell.

Feeling the familiar presence of those from long ago, the little dragon excitedly greeted them: An'an missed you so much!

Then people watched as the group started fighting over who would be number one in the little dragon's heart.

The sky split and spells flew everywhere, wiping out all the demons in the area and creating the first "pollution-free" zone.

Little Dragon: Huh?

One day, during a battle against the pollutants, a foreigner showed up with a lizard dragon, trying to ingratiate himself: An'an, can I pet you?

The big winged lizard was very docile, swishing its tail.

The little dragon happily wiggled his feet: Sure, sure!

The older boy looking after him narrowed his eyes dangerously and hugged him close. "The little one needs to save his strength. How will he beat up the demons later otherwise?"

In the next moment, the foreigner and his big lizard were both turned away at the door.

Theme: Defy the current and charge bravely ahead.