Original title: Gods Don't Love Mondays
Beauty-obsessed, flirtatious, universally adored bottom x gloomy, clingy, damp-and-creepy top
Song Li is the only god in all creation.
He paints the sun and moon, sets the stars in place, and sketches rivers, mountains, and ravines across the earth.
But he falls into a deep sleep while fighting off an invasion of demons.
When he opens his eyes again--
Good news: A thousand years have passed, and the demons still haven't awakened.
Bad news: All the creatures he raised have been corrupted.
And so, newly awakened Song Li is back to a life of ceaseless labor.
A coy demonic vine winds around his legs and clings tight, while a flash-scaled snake that has regained its senses loops around his neck, wriggling close to him.
No creature can resist getting near him.
"Why do you smell so good?"
"..."
"Because I'm your father."
The creatures crowding around Song Li refuse to let go, and cheer when they hear this.
"Father, father..." they cry again and again.
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After the week was set at seven days and the weekend was established, Monday became Song Li's most hated day.
Getting up early, and facing two days' worth of piled-up work.
So one day, to amuse himself, Song Li made a cute, fluffy little bird.
He gave it a name: Yu.
When he awoke a thousand years later, the clingy little chick was gone.
In its place was a demon called "Monday."
When his identity is revealed, the six-foot-two man bends over him, his lips brushing Song Li's as he kisses him with the tiny fluff he had carefully plucked from his original form over three days and nights.
His touch is so gentle, as if afraid of breaking something.
Song Li lies on his back and looks into his eyes:
jet-black, burning hot.
After a thousand years in the abyss, those eyes reflect nothing but him.
The man keeps murmuring, "Master, I love you. Master, I love..."
His galaxy-like hair spills across the floor. The fresh scent of grass fills Song Li's nostrils, but his gaze is blank.
Only when warm, soft lips tentatively move in to kiss him--
"...You unfilial brat!!"
Theme: Always see things through