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A short practice story:

Nonhuman

Robot x Human Roommate

Bao Jin x Zhao Nu

Check out the upcoming long novel, Don't Fight Me for It [Narcissism]

Blurb:

#Mutual Narcissism

Fu Fan x Qi Jian

*Two rivals who are always spewing dirty jokes

After being murdered, Qi Jian was reborn as his rival, Fu Fan, and returned to the day he graduated from college.

At this point, Qi Jian was preparing to take over the Qi Group and living life with reckless abandon.

As Fu Fan, he had only just joined the Fu Group yesterday.

When they ran into each other at a banquet, Fu Fan happily slapped himself right in front of Qi Jian.

He was making amends on behalf of that idiot rival Fu Fan!

Qi Jian took a sudden step back. "...?!"

What the hell? Did Fu Fan lose his mind after having a project snatched from him?

*

Everyone knows that the Qi and Fu families have been bitter enemies for eighteen generations!

And the two of them are even worse.

Projects are fair game!

Fu Fan: "? Give it to me!"

It's some filthy project with ties to the dog-eat-dog world, destined to go bust in a month. It's a hot potato, so he can't let Qi Jian take it!

Qi Jian: "Give it to you? Want me to give you a slap instead?"

You fight me over everything. Why not fight me for a place in the womb?

Fu Fan gritted his teeth and fought to snatch it. "You bastard, don't you know when someone's trying to be nice!"

Qi Jian pursued him relentlessly. "If you're a good person, I'll sleep with a dog tonight!"

Fu Fan: "...Fine, fine, fine!"

So that's how you want to play it?

Then don't blame him for having no shame!

Restaurants are fair game!

Qi Jian said sarcastically, "President Fu, aren't you being a little shameless?"

Fu Fan folded his arms and sneered. "I'm only particular in bed. Want to find out, President Qi?"

Qi Jian's face flushed red, then pale. "Isn't President Fu unable to get it up in bed?"

Fu Fan raised an eyebrow, all sultry charm. "Who told you that? Since you're so curious, why not find out for yourself? I promise you'll feel like you're in heaven and die of pleasure... Hmm?"

Qi Jian smiled falsely, gritting his teeth. "Fu Fan, so this is how you want to play it?"

Fine, fine, fine!

Let's see which of us is really willing to go all the way!

Beautiful people are fair game!

Right in front of the beauty, Fu Fan and Qi Jian grabbed each other by the collars and started fighting. "You fight me over everything. Are you a turtle or what?"

"That project in the suburbs! I've put up with you long enough!"

The beauty covered her face in alarm. "Please, don't fight anymore..."

The next second, Fu Fan and Qi Jian both buckled at the knees and dropped to one knee, their bodies burning with heat.

They looked at each other, both thinking: Did you drug me, you son of a bitch?!

The beauty beside them smiled sweetly and hurried over. "Oh my, are you feeling unwell? Let me help you back to your room to rest..."

The beauty had ulterior motives. After getting them into a room, she took off her clothes and tried to follow them inside.

Fu Fan slammed the door shut and locked it from the inside, panting. "What the hell is this? You think you can have a little two-plus-one sandwich cookie with me..."

Qi Jian grabbed him by the collar, yanked it open, and pinned him against the door. His scorching breath brushed Fu Fan's neck. "That ass of yours is pretty nice..."

Buttons clattered to the floor.

Fu Fan curled his lips. "Qi Jian, who's going to beg for mercy first this time?"

"You!"

"No!"

Afterward, they both lay sprawled on the hotel's soft bed.

Massaging each other's backs.

Fu Fan turned his head and chuckled. "...Too bad we couldn't decide who won."

Qi Jian licked his lips. "Want to go again next time?"

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