A Guy Who Transmigrated into a Book Is Getting Ready to Run

Blurb:

Tang Tuan'er, a spoiled young man with plenty of money and free time, transmigrates into a farming melodrama.

The story's tortured tale of a disabled general and the village beauty turns his stomach. He curses the author for writing such misery!

But since he's here, he might as well make the most of it.

That wretched little love nest of the disabled general and the village beauty, tangled in love and hate? Tear it down!

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Except he has transmigrated into Tang Tuan'er, a young man who has just gotten married.

His new husband is a local thug, while Qin Zhenggui, the deputy commander who knows perfectly well he's married and still keeps coming onto him, is... a brooding flirt.

Every day, when wages are handed out, the deputy commander is the last to arrive. He lifts his shirt to wipe away his sweat, exposing his firm waist and abdomen, and gazes at Tang Tuan'er with smoldering eyes.

Tang Tuan'er: "..." Take your flirting elsewhere. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Qin Zhenggui raises an eyebrow, his handsome, stern features unreadable. "...Look at me."

Tang Tuan'er glances up at him. "I'm a married man." Bro.

Qin Zhenggui braces both hands on the edge of the table and bends over him. "Want to go have some fun tonight?"

"..." Yes.

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And why is the disabled general looking at him more and more strangely?

He hasn't even started tearing down the love nest, but the disabled general has moved in on his own two feet?

Tang Tuan'er scratches his cheek, helpless and bewildered. Then, all delicate and spoiled, he counts the silver he's managed to pocket and makes a run for it in the middle of the night.

But he never expected Qin Zhenggui to go mad, pin him to the bed with red-rimmed eyes, and say, "You're avoiding me. You want to run away from me?!"

This is bad. He's got the wrong idea.

But there's no calming him down. Tang Tuan'er's clothes are ripped away, and he's pinned to the bed, taken slowly and gently as Qin Zhenggui asks like a mad dog, "Like me. Please like me, all right?"

You bastard!

Tang Tuan'er is so angry and aggrieved that he buries his face against Qin Zhenggui's neck and bites hard.

Sweat drips down, but all he leaves behind is a faint bite mark.

The burly man's calloused thumb brushes just above his slightly protruding navel as he laughs hoarsely. "I've made it this far."

A coy, spoiled flirt x the stern captain of the emperor's personal guard

Tang Tuan'er x Qin Zhenggui

Warnings:

1. The top absolutely, utterly spoils the bottom.

2. He really is incredibly spoiled.

3. Both are virgins.

4. A few awful characters.

5. The top fights and schemes to get what he wants. All he wants is his husband, and he has no real moral compass.

2026.9.17

(The old story I had reserved just wasn't inspiring me. If you don't like the new one, feel free to remove it from your collection T*T.)

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