They say that by the time you finish pulling in a gacha game, what you've spent is your life.
You never believed it, until a flash of golden light appeared and the five-star character who should have been inside your screen showed up right in front of you.
They were all-powerful in the game, but knew nothing about common sense and couldn't hold down a job. They showed you another side of themselves, driving you to shout that they'd be the death of you...
At last, you understood. Whether it's a guaranteed pull or a soft pity, it doesn't matter.
There's no pity system in life.
[The Overbearing King Has No Money]
He's the all-powerful King of Winter in the game, ruler of a supposedly invincible kingdom.
From making the heavens fall at his command to claiming an entire fishpond, there was nothing he wouldn't do, nothing he couldn't do.
One day, he arrives in the modern world and sees his landlady (the player) ordering takeout every day. He folds his arms and frowns, then declares with great authority, "This isn't healthy. I'll take you out for fresh food."
Hearing this, you raise an eyebrow. After spending so much on the game, your living expenses are tight. "With what money?"
The King of Winter calmly replies, "...I'll ask the knight and the chancellor for some."
[The All-Purpose Knight's Job Hunt]
He's the Holy Knight of Light, nicknamed "Daddy" in the game and the King on the Throne's left hand.
Alone, he held the snowy front lines and repelled countless monsters, while winning the hearts of countless young women.
Still, as a self-proclaimed straight guy, you insist that men aren't your type.
A few days later, you watch the knight naturally put on an apron and start cleaning your place, and ponder: How can a five-star I accidentally pulled have walked right out of my phone?
Knight: "Master, stop daydreaming. It's time to eat."
You: "Oh."
But you're definitely not gay.
[The Mad Chancellor Has to Follow the Law]
He's the Dark Chancellor in the game, with a tragic past and a life steeped in darkness. He's the King on the Throne's right hand.
He manipulates hearts and plays power games. As many players love him as hate him.
As the King and the Knight are swallowed by a space-time black hole, he reaches out, only to find himself in a prison cell the next moment.
You, on duty at the police station: "...Perfect. Repeat after me: prosperity, democracy..."
A madman persona might be fun in a game, but it's no good in the real world. He'll have to change.
And who says police officers can't pull gacha? We shouldn't discriminate by profession.
[Your In-Game Wife Came to Life]
He's the dashing and charming master of the Mage Tower in the game.
He united all the players' tastes with his own power. One snap of his fingers, and countless players spent 648 yuan.
When your ex-boyfriend corners you at home, you get an idea the moment you see him. You smile at your ex, at ease: "Let me introduce you. This is my wife (in the game)."
Your ex looks at the man's arms, as thick as your thighs, and his chest, more than twice as broad as yours. He hesitates. "...Which one of you is the wife?"
Theme: Ordinary people can find happiness too