(The blurb for the next novel, Put Away Your Little Tentacles, is at the very end.)
[Completed! Thank you, dear readers who supported the official version!]
Dou Yin x Jiang Xiangyi
A long-haired beauty who acts sweet and obedient x a cold, cool guy
Jiang Xiangyi, former campus heartthrob at Z University, has a strikingly dramatic face, as cool and cold as the male lead of a novel. One video of him playing electric guitar, brimming with sexual tension, goes viral, gaining him a million followers.
Everyone thinks Yi is a Casanova, an expert in love who has dated countless people and changed partners more often than clothes.
...Actually, he's never even held a girl's hand.
Then one day, the rival who stole his title of campus heartthrob comes looking for him:
"Brother Yi, I heard you're great at romance... Could you teach me?"
Though they're both men, Dou Yin is so beautiful it's hard to tell if he's male or female. His long hair is as dark as ink, and his peach-blossom eyes are full of tenderness, making him look like a sweet, shy little white flower.
The next second, 500,000 yuan lands in Jiang Xiangyi's account. Jiang Xiangyi: ...Damn.
Once the misunderstanding is cleared up, Dou Yin turns out to be the most innocent, kind, and harmless little white flower Jiang Xiangyi has ever met. He shyly lowers his head at the slightest eye contact, and even holding hands makes him blush.
When everyone assumes they're together and even starts calling Dou Yin "sister-in-law," Jiang Xiangyi thinks he has found true love. Then, by chance, he sees Dou Yin's secret account.
[His waist must be so soft. His lips too, right?]
[I really want to make him ( ) cry...]
[My post worked. Everyone thinks we're a couple.]
...Dou Yin's account belongs to the number one supporter who's been spending a fortune on him!
The two end up in bed. Jiang Xiangyi gently kisses Dou Yin's long hair and comforts his sweet, obedient boyfriend. "Be good. I'll be gentle."
But Dou Yin rolls over and pins him down, leaving him unable to move. His gaze is deep, his eyes are red at the corners, and his beautiful eyes are filled with possessiveness he can't hide.
"Big brother... Don't just kiss my hair. Kiss me too."
Warnings, please don't read if you can't accept these:
1. Because of a misunderstanding, the uke is very cold to the top at first.
2. The top occasionally deliberately calls the uke "husband."
3. The top loves pretending to be well-behaved, so the uke likes calling him "good baby."
Next novel: Put Away Your Little Tentacles ↓
Xie Wen x Liang Yeqing
[Coming soon]
A clingy, needy tentacle top x a highly intelligent, universally adored scientist
Don't get their roles backward!!!!
To escape a cosmic storm, the spaceship Didao picks up an... egg? in the Rosette Nebula.
Jiang Zhengchu names it NGC2237 and brings it back to the starship for experiments.
The egg is fragile, so he has to incubate it himself.
When it hatches, Jiang Zhengchu, one of the golden generation, a paragon of talent, and the greatest scientist in history, twitches at the corner of his mouth.
...Didn't they say it was a powerful extraterrestrial life form? How did it turn out to be a round, chubby little octopus?
And it's so clingy, always acting cute and sweet!
Jiang Zhengchu runs an experiment while the little octopus beside him keeps blowing bubbles. "Big brother... pop! Big brother... pop! Big brother... pop!"
He expressionlessly pokes the bubbles.
Little octopus: QAQ
Jiang Zhengchu analyzes data while the little octopus wraps around his arm. "Big brother, why are you using my blood? Is it because you love me?"
Jiang Zhengchu, in a flat voice: "Mm. I love you."
"Love... Huh? Huh?!"
The little octopus's pupils tremble violently, twisting into heart shapes. It trembles and rolls through the air, its whole body turning a deep pink.
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Everyone thinks the delicate beauty is a mate Jiang Zhengchu raised for himself, like the most common yet precious flower from ancient Earth.
No one expects that when enemies attack, the delicate beauty will reveal an indescribable monster form and rip the starship apart with its bare tentacles.
Everyone and the scraps left behind: "Huh???!!!!"
Theme: What you never forget will eventually answer your call.
Why did it happen that I saw the most disgusting plot in the extra chapter? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I am really, really sick of pretending to be with someone else to make the other party understand and confess. It makes me feel like the author can't make it up [split][split][split]
In fact, I particularly like the characters of Gong and Shou. Who knows, Shou is also called Gong Guobao, which is really cute. Until I read the ratings and it said that in the extra chapter, in order to make Shou realize that he likes me, he deliberately pretended to be with others to make Shou jealous. While I was reading the main text, I immediately felt that it was not good [cracked], so I read the extra chapter. I was really disgusted with this kind of plot, and it felt like I was fed a piece of shit. Shou's friends also said that Shou didn't open his mouth, so why shouldn't Gong do the same? How long will the sentence be for writing that both have long mouths? [Anger]
No, ah, I hate this kind of pretending to be a couple to force the other party to recognize their own thoughts, vomit vomit [angry]
I finished reading it. The first part was very smooth, but the latter part of the story made me feel complicated. I had to read something else to buffer myself before continuing. Of course, it may be due to my personal reasons. Later, when the emotional line advances, I always think that there is someone on the other side. This part of the plot setting and character handling can be better (purely a suggestion, the author can write whatever he wants).
I will follow the next series and look forward to more stories from the author [Like]
Young couple has a crush on each other
Wuhu, are you about to start falling in love?
This episode is really frustrating [split]
How disgusting? Why is there such a plot? I want to avoid you. The author really can't accept the plot of deliberately getting close to others because he wants to be jealous.
2025.6.22
Finished spreading flowers 💪, the little couple is so sweet
Why did it happen that I saw the most disgusting plot in the extra chapter? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I am really, really sick of pretending to be with someone else to make the other party understand and confess. It makes me feel like the author can't make it up [split][split][split]
In fact, I particularly like the characters of Gong and Shou. Who knows, Shou is also called Gong Guobao, which is really cute. Until I read the ratings and it said that in the extra chapter, in order to make Shou realize that he likes me, he deliberately pretended to be with others to make Shou jealous. While I was reading the main text, I immediately felt that it was not good [cracked], so I read the extra chapter. I was really disgusted with this kind of plot, and it felt like I was fed a piece of shit. Shou's friends also said that Shou didn't open his mouth, so why shouldn't Gong do the same? How long will the sentence be for writing that both have long mouths? [Anger]
No, ah, I hate this kind of pretending to be a couple to force the other party to recognize their own thoughts, vomit vomit [angry]
I finished reading it. The first part was very smooth, but the latter part of the story made me feel complicated. I had to read something else to buffer myself before continuing. Of course, it may be due to my personal reasons. Later, when the emotional line advances, I always think that there is someone on the other side. This part of the plot setting and character handling can be better (purely a suggestion, the author can write whatever he wants). I will follow the next series and look forward to more stories from the author [Like]
Young couple has a crush on each other
Wuhu, are you about to start falling in love?
This episode is really frustrating [split]
How disgusting? Why is there such a plot? I want to avoid you. The author really can't accept the plot of deliberately getting close to others because he wants to be jealous.
2025.6.22
Finished spreading flowers 💪, the little couple is so sweet